Tomato

A dumb HoE who likes Thirteen Reasons Why ( Which is Bomb by the way).

That Tomato over there dead made a definition of her own name just to make Alphonso feel stupid.

by Lmfaooooo gotummmmm June 12, 2018

Tomato-Wearer

A person who wears a tomato on their nose and pretends its a clown nose to pretend to be a clown.

"Oh I wouldn't bother with them, they're a tomato-wearer, they just want attention."

by this specific dumbass July 24, 2021

Max Di Tomato

Max Di Tomato is an living tomato with face, arms and legs. It is also called SCP 9869 and if a person sees it, they will be cursed forever.

She never noticed Max Di Tomato was in her bag with the other tomatoes.

by Max Di Tomato/ SCP 9869 May 17, 2022

Sun Dried Tomato

a beautiful person who has recently participated in many hours of outside activities

WOW, you're a {sun dried tomato} after summer

by LucTheSucc August 6, 2017

Tomato Tom

The most famous tomato of all time. It is said he was on a space mission.

Ziggy: Do you remember Tomato Tom?
David: The one who was floating around his tin can?
Ziggy: Yes. He was floating in a most peculiar way.

by Love-fi December 9, 2025

bonus tomato

a ginger twat

i’m gonna go see my bonus tomato tonight

by HebbleJebble45 October 8, 2025

couch tomato

Not a couch potato.

Random person: your a couch tomato.
Other person: your fucking retarded.

by Not your uncle April 9, 2019