junk

See penis...

Relax man,I've seen your junk before -Amethyst(Steven Universe Episode"Maximum Capacity")

by 74M3NUMB3RS October 19, 2019

Junk puppet

A name given to an individual who will like a puppet can be controlled by drugs or money to jump on anyone's junk.

The 49th man in line spat on the junk puppets gaping arse!

by P4n1k November 20, 2019

Junk Bunny

In reference to someone who is annoying, whiney, or complains constantly.

I cant stand to be in the same room as you, your such a junk bunny!

by the unjunk bunny January 1, 2012

junk text

when someone sends you a text with a picture of their junk. Normally this text is not something you wanted or expected.

I was dating a guy and he junk texted me, I was grossed out and never saw him again!

by Flav101 December 18, 2013

junking

when you hit a friend in the junk to see him double over and cuss at you.

lets play paint ball but no junking.

by jj-thenut March 4, 2020

Junk-Start

A pre-penetration blow job, like when you do not have a lot of time for sex so you have to forego the foreplay.

We planned a nooner but i had to be back at my desk at 12:30; After a 5 minute .junk-start, we went at it like banshees and i made it back to work on time.

by fffrick November 15, 2025

junk fumbler

One whose days are spent cruising different neighborhoods on trash collection days attempting to find treasures.

Let's trash this old vacuum and hook a string to it. If the junk fumbler comes around to get it we'll yank it away and laugh at him.

by Oodam February 17, 2009