Squid

Someone that acts stupid or is ignorant

Arden arcade is field with a bunch of squids

by The goat 😅 October 10, 2020

Squid

A man or boy that thinks there the best but are really arent. Or try to out drink everyone but cant and pass out before the rest. Thus being a squid trying to be the best.

Adam is such a squid because he passed out trying to out drink us.

Adam is the biggest squid cause he thinks hes awesome.

by goneinaday August 9, 2012

Squid

A "Squid" is a term used to describe a girl or group of girls. Similar to the common term "Pig", a "Squid" is a girl who is not fat but simply unnatractive overall. Squids are not to be confused with "Butter-Faces". Squids do not have nice bodies, they tend to be flatter than usual. Squids have been known to travels in packs, often seen at bachelorette gatherings and dimly lit bars.

"Look at that squid accross the bar"
"What a squid"
"I can't believe you hooked up with that squid last night"

by The Original Whitey October 12, 2011

Squidding the word

the act of a fat person, with a small penis, to jack off, and then describe his experience to his friends.

I was squidding the word so hard last night that i lost a pound!!

by Banana Repubic October 17, 2011

Squid

a squid is usually stinky, cant close with girls, and worries about their outfit way too much. slang term for a squid is mada sairfed.

your such a squid

by mdidley September 10, 2011

squid-bitching

Squid blaming his team after his death for something that was clearly his fault.

*Squid dies on other side of map after pushing alone* "Bro where the FUCK is my team???" -squid-bitching

by Squiddy280 December 18, 2023

sidewalk squid

Used condom found on a sidewalk or in a parking lot. You don’t want to step on it.

Watch your step! I’ve stepped on a sidewalk squid walking through this neighborhood.

by Philexicon January 1, 2024