small dick energy

Man with oversized ego and a constant need to harass teenage girls

Andrew brags to teenage girl, Gretha about his 33 cars to compensate for his small penis, also known as small dick energy. Gretha does a mike drop and Andrew gets arrested

by big pussy energy December 29, 2022

Kristy lynn Small

An amazing girl who cared for more people then you could imagine. very loving and everyone who knew her loved or cared for her very much.
She was out spoken loud and fun. Very beautiful and kind hearted, enjoyed partying it up and having a good time.
She will always be missed.

That girl is kristy Lynn small beautiful.

by thatgurl90 September 22, 2010

small batch mayo

N. A euphemism for semen

During brunch at The General Greene, Derek went to the bathroom to whip up some of his own small batch mayo.

by Sk8terboi February 1, 2014

Small Dicked Bliss

Someone with such a small penis he couldn’t find it, even if he was going to use it to pee up your ass if your guts were on fire.

Dude, I’d help put the fire out, but I’m a Small Dicked Bliss!

by Cold Madina April 15, 2019

having a small one

If someone is having a problem or issue of any size or any kind this phrase can be applied.

Supremely versatile, from minor ‘situations’ like one can’t find ones lighter, to major ‘situations’ like ones girlfriend has left one...

Often most effective when applied to others when trivialising their problems or issues!

If you’re struggling to find your lighter - “I’m having a small one!”

If you see your friend buckle over in agony after stubbing his toe - “Are you having a small one?!”

If you see someone drop a tray of drinks - “she’s having a small one!!”

If someone crashes a car - “he’s having a small one..!”

by Muggotron 3000 March 22, 2020

small town ghetto

The bad side of a small town where its poor and crime ridden the wrong side of the tracks

That boy came from a small town ghetto the side of town loaded with shotgun shacks and meth lab trailers prostitution and gunfire he is from the other side of the tracks

by Locoman88 August 20, 2020

small weiner club

For the tiny dick people in this world
we treat them like gods
so they can forget the pain of their girls laughing at how small it was
for the three nanometer defeaters
Created by oompaville

Me: im gonna join the small weiner club cus why not
Tod: same man, my three milimeter defeater could use some appreciation
Me: why is yours so big man? i got a three nanometer defeater...

by honorary Mexican April 13, 2022