Someone who plays their guitar very high, so that the headstock of their guitar is at the same altitude as their nipple.
Although they are often teased by the faggoty emo/metal junkies, Nipple Riders are the only ones who can actually play a note properly.
Moral of the story: don't sacrifice tone just to look "cool".
Although they are often teased by the faggoty emo/metal junkies, Nipple Riders are the only ones who can actually play a note properly.
Moral of the story: don't sacrifice tone just to look "cool".
Emo kid: Eww look at that Nipple Rider!
Person: At least he's not a dick rider.
Emo kid: .... touche.
Girl: Whoa, you look and play guitar like a fucking g. I offer my pussy to you.
Nipple Rider: kthnx.
Person: At least he's not a dick rider.
Emo kid: .... touche.
Girl: Whoa, you look and play guitar like a fucking g. I offer my pussy to you.
Nipple Rider: kthnx.
by douchebagoftheinternet December 22, 2009
Get the Nipple Ridermug. by poop a floop January 10, 2009
Get the Voldomorts Nipplemug. a person with a smaller than average penis, similar in shape and size to a nipple. this is usialy used in conjunction with other quips or sharp remarkes.
by alex ~ September 21, 2006
Get the nipple dickmug. Is one of the phrases of randomness. Whereby a nipple is the object/part in question that is being scrutinised and made a joke of.
This makes a "lol nipple" the process of randomly pointing out the existence, scrutinisation and or revelation of a nipple, thereby being comic to one or more parties.
This makes a "lol nipple" the process of randomly pointing out the existence, scrutinisation and or revelation of a nipple, thereby being comic to one or more parties.
"Hey dude how's it going?"
'Im okay, how are you?'
"Could be better....OH MY GOD LOL NIPPLE!"
*Laughs at randomness*
'Im okay, how are you?'
"Could be better....OH MY GOD LOL NIPPLE!"
*Laughs at randomness*
by Doctor McLoving July 17, 2010
Get the lol nipplemug. by Sprman24 February 14, 2017
Get the nipple munchermug. What a woman suffers upon seeing another woman's nipple erection if she has not completed her post-mastectomy breast reconstruction.
Karen was overcome by nipple envy when she saw Claire's reaction to the chill of the air conditioner.
by dlkfdkfioi October 1, 2009
Get the nipple envymug. Nipples that are usually inverted or dont stick out. Also nipples that take forever to get hard and dont stay stimulated.
by nuts4every1 August 12, 2011
Get the lazy nipplesmug.