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Nipple Rider

Someone who plays their guitar very high, so that the headstock of their guitar is at the same altitude as their nipple.

Although they are often teased by the faggoty emo/metal junkies, Nipple Riders are the only ones who can actually play a note properly.

Moral of the story: don't sacrifice tone just to look "cool".
Emo kid: Eww look at that Nipple Rider!
Person: At least he's not a dick rider.
Emo kid: .... touche.

Girl: Whoa, you look and play guitar like a fucking g. I offer my pussy to you.
Nipple Rider: kthnx.
by douchebagoftheinternet December 22, 2009
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Voldomorts Nipple

the main bad guys's nipple in harry potter
"Voldomorts nipple!" Harry screamed at Prof.Snape
by poop a floop January 10, 2009
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nipple dick

a person with a smaller than average penis, similar in shape and size to a nipple. this is usialy used in conjunction with other quips or sharp remarkes.
shut youre pie hole nipple dick, i dont want to hear it.
by alex ~ September 21, 2006
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lol nipple

Is one of the phrases of randomness. Whereby a nipple is the object/part in question that is being scrutinised and made a joke of.
This makes a "lol nipple" the process of randomly pointing out the existence, scrutinisation and or revelation of a nipple, thereby being comic to one or more parties.
"Hey dude how's it going?"
'Im okay, how are you?'
"Could be better....OH MY GOD LOL NIPPLE!"
*Laughs at randomness*
by Doctor McLoving July 17, 2010
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nipple muncher

One who chews and or nibbles on a nipple during fore play!
Mmmmm..... this shit is very tasty you nipple muncher!!
by Sprman24 February 14, 2017
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nipple envy

What a woman suffers upon seeing another woman's nipple erection if she has not completed her post-mastectomy breast reconstruction.
Karen was overcome by nipple envy when she saw Claire's reaction to the chill of the air conditioner.
by dlkfdkfioi October 1, 2009
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lazy nipples

Nipples that are usually inverted or dont stick out. Also nipples that take forever to get hard and dont stay stimulated.
That hoe was lame as fuck she had some lazy nipples.
by nuts4every1 August 12, 2011
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