Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight. A collective and derogatory term for males (not men) who believe in "patriarchy" have T-shirts that say "This is what a feminist looks like", are the emotional tampon and ultimate friend-zone bench-warmer for any girl who rates over a 5 in attractiveness. These males will always come to the rescue of a physically attractive female regardless of how bad her behaviour is toward other people or him. The SSW thinks he can attract women by being "vulnerable, emotional, and kind". The SSW is the complete opposite of an Alpha male and is secretly detested by every woman.
SSW (Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight)
Damn dude, this forum is filled with SSW's who think they can get laid by defending every chick who is cheating on her boyfriend. Fucking pathetic.
Damn dude, this forum is filled with SSW's who think they can get laid by defending every chick who is cheating on her boyfriend. Fucking pathetic.
by VomitComit May 20, 2020
Get the SSW (Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight) mug."We are the Knights who say ,Nee."-The Knights Who Formerly Said Nee. AKA the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-ptang. zoo
"You must bring us, a shrubbery, Nee Nee Nee".
Nee- Definition
Presumably, Nee is a sort of right of passage for all those who wish to become a Knight who says Nee.
"You must bring us, a shrubbery, Nee Nee Nee".
Nee- Definition
Presumably, Nee is a sort of right of passage for all those who wish to become a Knight who says Nee.
by Indrick Boreale May 18, 2018
Get the the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-ptang. zoo mug.We are no longer the Knights Who Say Ni. We are now the Knights Who Say Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.
by KairiMoonlight May 2, 2009
Get the The Knights Who Say Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm. mug.1. Militant, activist homosexuals who engage in domestic terrorism, usually as the military arm for so-called civil rights organizations or purely for self-serving reasons.
2. Domestic terrorists whose own homosexuality is their political cause. Being a Choas Knight (CK) is similar to other domestic terrorist organizations such as Sinn Fein or Hezbollah.
3. A person who is socially active in spreading the self-centered cause of his or her own homosexuality. The idea is to overthrow others' worldviews and interests and instead have them focused on the Chaos Knight himself/herself. Searching for worshippers, the Chaos Knight seeks to bully, intimidate, and harass others until they no longer give grievance to his/her open homosexuality.
4. Refers to bully homosexuals.
2. Domestic terrorists whose own homosexuality is their political cause. Being a Choas Knight (CK) is similar to other domestic terrorist organizations such as Sinn Fein or Hezbollah.
3. A person who is socially active in spreading the self-centered cause of his or her own homosexuality. The idea is to overthrow others' worldviews and interests and instead have them focused on the Chaos Knight himself/herself. Searching for worshippers, the Chaos Knight seeks to bully, intimidate, and harass others until they no longer give grievance to his/her open homosexuality.
4. Refers to bully homosexuals.
The Chaos Knights in Roswell, Georgia have climbed on top of their parents' houses and are demanding passersby to accept their golding homosexuality!
by Unemployed and Living at Home June 21, 2011
Get the Chaos Knights mug.A Magic Knight is A bastard of the Royal family who decided to practice dark magic as a teen and never got better. He wasn’t even good at card tricks!
Magic Knight*“I bet I can turn the Jack into a Queen”
Boy 1*”this Kid thinks he’s a Magic Knight, he’s friggiń trash”
Boy 1*”this Kid thinks he’s a Magic Knight, he’s friggiń trash”
by Lord Crumpet December 6, 2019
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Knight asked if he will be at work today, which he says he will be, but never turns up or answers calls.
Knight always calls in sick on a Monday with reasons such as, I hurt my wrist, My tummy hurts.
Knight asked if he will be at work today, which he says he will be, but never turns up or answers calls.
Knight always calls in sick on a Monday with reasons such as, I hurt my wrist, My tummy hurts.
by The One 2025 September 22, 2025
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"That guy is so jimmy olsen!"
"Nah, his rizz is too high"
"What does that make him then?"
"He's a total max knight."
"In that case... My max is soft nd i like her"
"Nah, his rizz is too high"
"What does that make him then?"
"He's a total max knight."
"In that case... My max is soft nd i like her"
by dang and ronpa July 7, 2024
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