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SSW (Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight)

Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight. A collective and derogatory term for males (not men) who believe in "patriarchy" have T-shirts that say "This is what a feminist looks like", are the emotional tampon and ultimate friend-zone bench-warmer for any girl who rates over a 5 in attractiveness. These males will always come to the rescue of a physically attractive female regardless of how bad her behaviour is toward other people or him. The SSW thinks he can attract women by being "vulnerable, emotional, and kind". The SSW is the complete opposite of an Alpha male and is secretly detested by every woman.
SSW (Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight)

Damn dude, this forum is filled with SSW's who think they can get laid by defending every chick who is cheating on her boyfriend. Fucking pathetic.
by VomitComit May 20, 2020
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the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-ptang. zoo

These individuals formerly said, "Nee".
"We are the Knights who say ,Nee."-The Knights Who Formerly Said Nee. AKA the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-ptang. zoo
"You must bring us, a shrubbery, Nee Nee Nee".
Nee- Definition
Presumably, Nee is a sort of right of passage for all those who wish to become a Knight who says Nee.
by Indrick Boreale May 18, 2018
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We are no longer the Knights Who Say Ni. We are now the Knights Who Say Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.
by KairiMoonlight May 2, 2009
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lucy knights

Lucy knights is just like a famous person and lives in money. She loves her cat if she has one (she bound to have one). She loves over sized bows and watching you tube. She will have loads of friends. Most of them a bit crazy
Look at that big bow she must be a Lucy knights
by Jojo_bows101 July 29, 2017
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Hollow knight

Hey I started playing hollow knight
You have now achieved your true potential
by Voltron77 September 30, 2023
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Dark knight

Tyrone drop out of college and became a cop.

So he's a dark knight now?
by Dikcphuck January 24, 2017
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Death Knight

A CR level 17 monster in Dungeons and Dragons 5e
Death Knights used to be oathbreaker paladins that died without redeeming themselves.
They are in the Monster Manual

Death Knights usually command armies of undead. They are extremely powerful, throwing hellfire orbs and using their longsword. They can also parry, which is funny for the dm but fucking annoying for players
The skeletons you are fighting suddenly fight with renewed vigour. It can only mean one thing: the Death Knight has come.
by Undeath September 6, 2021
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