Balloon Animal

A sexual act that entails manual or assisted masturbation into a condom.

I was bored, horny and alone. But I did have a condom, so I used it for a balloon animal.

by cockadoodledont June 26, 2017

Balloon head course

Balloon head course: a course of study, usually required continuing education, that requires little effort.

I have a balloon head course, it will meet your requirements and you do the minimum.

by Brigid too October 29, 2023

water balloon from hell

When you pinch your foreskin and proceed to pee and fill your foreskin with piss.

Did you hear that Jimmy hit his girlfriend with the ol' water balloon from hell last Tuesday?

by zachmau5 December 6, 2021

Ballooning

A sexual act in which the man stretches his foreskin and ties it into a knot, then urinates into the foreskin creating a “balloon” filled with urine.

Ballooning was something the man enjoyed solo or with a partner

by 7pubes October 12, 2022

Balloon Babe

The hottest character in FNIA.

"I love balloon babe i would chop off my testicles and sew them back on, then do the same on my scrotum, just to hear balloon babe fart into a jar"

by purplexed February 12, 2022

Popped balloon head

A person with a head so disshaped it resembles that of a popped balloon.

“Ere Hoiker, who’s doing the see-off on that jet?”

Hoik-hoik “popped balloon heads going out in ten mins to do it and turn that fuel into freedom” hoik-hoik-nod-nod

by Jizzy G-Dogg November 5, 2018

carrot balloon

Those wind sock things that are orange and look like carrots

Oh look at those carrot balloons blowing in the wind!

by daboomtish August 21, 2016