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Flex Tape Duo

the act of wrapping your dick and another mans dick together using flex tape and preforming anal sex
John- why would anyone preform a flex tape duo?

John 2- cause that shit water proof

John 3- NOW THAT'S ALOT OF ANAL DAMAGE
by I Eat Ass. August 15, 2018
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flexing ur lg

maddie are u flexing ur lg
by thicccyniccccy June 29, 2019
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False flexing

When somebody flexes with items that they stole from somebody else
"Hey! Did you see Sidh's new AirPods??"
"No, he's just false flexing-he stole that from coach"
by Lord toadperson January 24, 2019
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nigga flexing

Look at them jordans, you nigga flexing
by E46drifter March 18, 2019
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Flex karma

The bad stuff that happens to you when you show off and try to act cool. flex, flexing, flexin, show off, showing off, cocky, arrogant, bad boy, bad girl, bad actor, dick wagging, showoff, badass, karma, what goes around comes around, payback
I thought that musclehead was so tough strutting around the gym. He shoved that skinny dude and got knocked out. That's flex karma, baby!
by joecoolthefool June 30, 2016
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Clam flex

The act of an aggressive woman (most likely a lesbian, or Karen), in which this person will proudly demonstrate their innate ability to turn up from 0 to 11, and verbally, sometimes physically to assert themselves over those they perceive as someone who is not worthy of their respect.
"dude, did you see how that butch looking chick just got in Chad's face?"

"Yeah bro, that was the ultimate clam flex"
by Oafhunter December 8, 2021
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Flex

Verb: To flex
Flexing is the voluntary act of bragging about an achievement or something one has. One may flex his property (such as money or jewelry), or his achievements (see example below) in order to feel superior to his peers and make them feel inferior, reassuring himself of his superiority.
Guy 1: Hey man, how did the test go?

Guy 2: I scored 70/100, how did you do?

Guy 1: Mh, 72/100, not bad not good.

Flexer: Haha! I scored 99/100 noobs!

Out of nowhere
Flexer: HEY GUYS, LOOK AT <insert valuable possession and/or personal achievement of dubious value>!
by almosca99 June 1, 2020
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