Douche Canoe

a person or people acting stupid for no apparent reason
calling out people for no apparent reason
look at those kids bashing on that kid for driving that honda.
-yeah what a bunch of douche canoes
by G millz May 03, 2012
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douche-a-palooza

1) Gathering of douches in a secluded area.

2) Party in which the only people that show up are complete douches, making the party very douchelike.
1) "Look at that douchey douche-a-palooza of douches over there douching it up."

2) "Where is everyone?!?!? God, this party is such a freakin douche-a-palooza!"
by Dziadosz April 01, 2008
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Fantasy Douche

Typically a person who blatantly lies about the fantasypersonnel on his team in some lame attempt to gain status and acceptance.

In reality he is thought of as a fraud, liar, and general idiot.
Hey Joe, who are your running backs? "Adrian Peterson and Chris Johnson." Now you are thinking WTF? Hey Joe that's great pal, who are your receivers? "Andre Johnson and Larry Fitzgerald." Now you are thinking this guy is a liar. Finally, Hey Joe, who is your QB? "Drew Brees". Now you think...that's it, I'm done. This guy is a "Fantasy Douche."
by TexasHammer January 18, 2011
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douche tax

The extra fee charged by an escort/prostitute when a trick is a total douche.
"Seriously, my last John just cried about some old movie for twenty minutes; I had to charge him a douche tax."

"This fucking guy just wanted me to watch him jack off in the mirror, he paid the double douche tax."
by in_a_days May 29, 2009
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douche fingers

The sideways peace sign made popular by Hollywood promoters, or douchebags.

Can consist of two double sideways peace signs, with at least one grey goose bottle in hand, and a blonde under each arm.
Yo, that promoter is totally throwing douche fingers in all his photos on facebook...what a douchebag!
by g_lo May 09, 2009
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douche potato

someone who is very ugly, stupid, annoying, and a real couch potato except they are a douchebag too. like the stereotypical dad who sits on the couch and drinks beer all day, and yells at his family at times.
little johnny: my dad just beat up my mom and called her a $lut!
psychologist: ah, it seems to be a case of the classic douche potato.
by princessxxaixx February 17, 2009
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Twitter Douche

A douchebag that acts like a douche on twitter by putting up douchey pics or making douchey comments. Douchebags have been made famous by a site called MaterialBITCH.
Myspace Douche, Facebook Douche, Twitter Douche, MaterialBITCH
by mB-MaterialBITCH October 08, 2009
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