divorced dad

quackity.

“hey! have you seen a divorced dad recently?”
quackity: 🧍

by h3atwaves_ April 19, 2021

Scumbag Dad

He will go on a journey to get you milk

Scumbag Dad

by RoseRed669 January 26, 2023

dead dad

My dad liked crack too much. He's dead now.

"I don't want to end up like my dead dad."
"stfu willow no one cares about your dead dad"

by ramintomewithyourbigfordtruck May 23, 2018

Dad slaw

The tangy, moist, excretion from the chode of an adult male, primarily a father of 2 or more. Typically in excess.

Ah gross! Bill left a snail trail of dad slaw on my couch.

by Slawdad July 18, 2018

Dad Joke

A joke (typically a play on words) that is loaded with cheese and is lacking in originality and comedic value. Dad jokes are most often performed by people who have lost their way in the fields of comedy due to years of strenuous fatherhood and laboring in the workforce.

While it is possible for a dad joke to be genuinely enjoyable, the odds of that happening are slim to none.

'I'm hungry' "Hi hungry, I'm dad!" 'Dope dad joke bro I'm gonna go dig my own grave real quick thanks for that.'

by Ginrephiced E-file May 21, 2020

Deadbeat Dad

A fucking wanker who doesnt give a shit about the kids he never wanted in the first place.

My dad is a deadbeat dad! I havent seen him for years and he never sends money because he is a cunt!

by BOROKING June 21, 2016

dad mom

the ultimate parent

youre such a dad mom

by killerkid123 November 12, 2019