when a drunk bastard stumbles home from the bar after a fucking awesome night of partying down with your homeboys in Tinley Park, IL.
"Did you see Bobby get outa the car? He tinley two step'd it all the way to the front door."
"Yea, I'll do the "Tinley Two Step" all the way home, baby!"
"Yea, I'll do the "Tinley Two Step" all the way home, baby!"
by jOnTOURAGE June 19, 2009
by Midav March 01, 2017
the process by which Jersey males skip dating, and the foreplay process and move directly from the first kiss to the first bang. Ususally happens in coastal towns, such as Seaside. Jaeger shots usually aid in this process.
by bebalicious March 04, 2005
Jay: "Hey jeff, wanna switch girls tonight?"
Jeff: "Are you saying what i think your saying"
Jay: "Fuck yeah dude."
Jeff: "OMG the Tallahassee Two Step! I've never been so excited"
Jeff: "Are you saying what i think your saying"
Jay: "Fuck yeah dude."
Jeff: "OMG the Tallahassee Two Step! I've never been so excited"
by Eddie Lacy's Cousin April 19, 2022
by Cornholio September 30, 2003
"man you really gotta hand it to the Amigos, it seems they're really stepping up to the plate this season (literally and figuratively!)"
by ColdOne March 27, 2007
What mom treats herself to after being with dad bod. Step dad bod was once very athletic and fit in his youth but he didn't quite let time and beer ruin his body completely. He probably still works out or has an intense manual labor job such as plumbing, construction, carpentry, logging, landscaping and more
"After divorcing Timmy's dad, I found another man, he doesn't have a dad bod, he has a step dad bod"
by spoonman89 September 28, 2017