squat cobbler

Fetish in which someon sits in a pie and wiggles around. There's usually a costume involved.

She didn't eat the pies, her boyfriend likes squat cobblers

by soxfan773 September 3, 2016

squat cobbler

Is the slang term for a fetish in which a person who gains sexual pleasure from from sitting on and wiggling in fresh pie. There are variants with the main fetish as the pivotal feature. It is not considered a form of sploshing.

" Jimmy knew Mark had a particular fetish- like bug squashing aka crush fetish. He had no idea that Mark was a squat cobbler."

by Manny Petty September 2, 2016

Squat

When one women squats on top of dudes face and or dick for exercise and deep fucking

Cant wait to squat on u

by TheDoubleDestroyer October 17, 2018

Oshkosh Squat

The act of defecting across somebody's forehead to retaliate against their words and/or actions.

Gavin just got done Oshkosh Squatting on Hannah's forehead.

by doofythatguy12345 September 29, 2020

Two door squat

opening both the front and back doors on your vehicle in order to "do your business" on the side of the road. Used to keep passing cars from seeing your exposed state.

Well now it was a long trip and I didn't wanna pull off the highway so I did a two door squat right off mile marker 234.

by dumptruckunclesam August 30, 2021

brazilian squats

A type of gymnastic exercises, when a man,while doing a squat, must touch the ground with his scrotum.

-Man, look at this guy sick thighs...
-He must have been doing a lot of brazilian squats

by dadwdadw February 11, 2020

cholo squat

A comfortable deep squat stance utilized by people of indigenous American(Mexican or other LatAm) descent to pause, rest, pose or examine animal tracks while hunting(with homies). Distantly related to the “Asian squat”.

We saw some deer tracks so we hit a quick cholo squat to read the trail, homie.

by urbanwiz1 March 21, 2024