Southern Comfort

A lady yanks on your balls while you are drinking whiskey and fucking your cousin. Don't you just love southern comfort

Southern Comfort is always good with some good ball torture and drinking whiskey

by BoB DYLAN DADDY December 8, 2020

southern twat

THE BEST THING YOU CAN CALL A GIRL IN THE SOUTH

you are a southern twat and want to ride you like a bull

by kivaiubki November 21, 2020

Diet Southern

Is a person from the border south region of the southern United States such as Maryland,Virginia,Missouri and Oklahoma. Instead of a deep southern accent they have a mild twang and elongate their O’s. They still cook southern food, parts of their state are still extremely politically conservative and religious wise are Methodist or baptist, and they tend to be more down home and hospitable. Sometimes because of the metropolitan areas of these states which tend to be more similar to the Midwest or northeast this region has to re affirm it’s traditional southern identity to the rest of the south.

Eastern shore Maryland isn’t part of the Deep South but it’s definitely diet southern at the least with that twang they have and being below the mason dixon line

by ESMD October 24, 2020

Missouri southern cleanse

Taking lsd and eating pizza to cause extreme diarrhea.

Since I was going to start my diet this Sunday, I thought I might as well do a Missouri southern cleanse to get the juices flowing.

by googlemachu March 1, 2021

Southern swirl

An act of passing gas that leaves everybody else around you light headed and confused. Usually from eating deep fried foods.

Jasmine let out a southern swirl at the KFC after downing a 3 piece with mash potatoes and gravy that she cleared the restaurant

by bed hog July 10, 2012

Southern Bigots

When, during intercourse, a woman farts and queefs simultaneously. Undoubtedly the man simply shakes his head and leaves.

Todd: Man, I'm just irritated with women these days.
Ted: Why's that?
Todd: Last night I was making this beautiful girl, then without any warning Southern bigots just burst through the room.
Ted: Please tell me you left...
Todd: Even a, "pardon me," wouldn't have kept me in her. She obviously was never taught manners.

by AmericanoEnchilado August 7, 2012

southern-railroad

The act of causing a distraction while you stick it to Whitey. Based on the phrase "Underground Railroad," made popular by Harriet Tubman.

"That store was overpriced, so me and my friends gave them the Southern Railroad."

I was hoping for a nice walk home but I got the southern-railroad while walking by the projects.

by mainstreamethnic September 17, 2013