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Covid slow kids

So-called smart people who are obsessed with Covid-19 precautions and spend all their time worrying about catching it, & who criticize anyone who is not as obsessed and fearful about catching Covid-19 as they are.
According to the Covid slow kids, only a horrible person would go to a funeral for a loved one or attend any event for any reason when they’re all just ways for the virus to spread.
by Squirrel Rito January 3, 2021
mugGet the Covid slow kidsmug.

eat shit and die slow

This is the oringal term that later evolved into just eat shit and die. If you have someone and you want to tell them do die is a painfull manor. You could tell them to eat shit and die slow.
I told my boss to eat shit and die slow.
by b from the bay December 21, 2005
mugGet the eat shit and die slowmug.

slow boat to prozak island

slowly losing one's mind, freaking out, going crazy
Jenny is on the slow boat to prozak island now that she knows she is pregnant with Bubba's child
by Terri Ivie January 1, 2008
mugGet the slow boat to prozak islandmug.

Hog tie and slow roast

A sexual act requiring two males or two strap-on equipped females, one other person, and a fire. The act is initiated by the first two people hog tying the third person, followed by the first two using their penises/strap-ons to support the third person over a fire via the mouth and anus/vagina, in effect slowly roasting the person over the fire.
We could hog tie and slow roast her.
by Animesus July 10, 2019
mugGet the Hog tie and slow roastmug.

Slow your roll

Meta/u/(person1) and /u/(person2): Slow your roll

You two like to post a bunch of things about __________ from _______ and the like. While I personally don't enjoy the content, you aren't breaking any rules, so my qualms are irrelevant.
That being said, I do feel like there's a bit of an issue when I check /r/________ and I'm met with pages of posts by (/u/insert name here) or (/u/insert other name here), with occasional breaks to show a post by someone else. You guys are obviously new-ish to this subreddit, so I'll explain you a thing. /r/_________ has always operated with ____ posts, (other thing i.e dank memes), and other such (insert post type)posts. These are now being absolutely buried by the nigh hourly posted links to "neat _________"
Clearly I'm in the minority here when I say this, judging from the upvotes you guys suck from lurkers. Though perhaps you will listen to an important figure here. (Note how I pretend that being important means I post comments here sometimes and more than 10 people know I exist.) I'm not asking you to stop, It's nice to have more posts, I just don't want it blotting out the (post type(s)) posts. ________ brought me to the sub, the _______ made me stay. This is true for many of us here, even if such a statement seems alien to veteran Redditors outside of /r/______.
by trinkeMilch March 27, 2016
mugGet the Slow your rollmug.

slow warming coffee pot

when you wait awhile before having sex with someone.
I just want to let you know before we get to the house the I’m a slow warming coffee pot
by Charlibitmyfinger December 17, 2017
mugGet the slow warming coffee potmug.

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