skis in jeans

(ski:z In ʤi:ənz)

Idiom, declarative phrase

Definition:

descriptor conveying palpable derision or rejection,

especially of an irredeemable person

Etymology: Old Norse, Pier 1 Imported English
First Known Use: 2025, Post Americana, New Canada
In a sentence:
He ruined everything, he really ‘skis in jeans’.
Do not invite her, she ‘skis in jeans’.
by Bigcityfreak March 2, 2025
mugGet the skis in jeansmug.

ski-atch

a skinny bitch...a woman/or gay punk who needs to eat a samwich and is on the rag..
ooooh..That ski-atch just rolled her eyes at me..oh.no she didn't.

2. You fugly ski-atch, lay off da pipe.

3.Whitney Houston is a mega ski-atch.
by edub9 June 11, 2006
mugGet the ski-atchmug.

Texas Ski Lodge

Geographically bound to the border state; typically, but not necessarily in a single story structure (Ranch). Participants grabbed in bubble goose, goretex, thermals or overalls with no fabric from the waist down; accompanied by long socks and thong style flip flops with the AC cranked commence in a men standing and women on their knees orgy. Latex is forbidden unless there is a zipper and it covers the head. This can only transpire during an equinox and must continue for 12 hours before or after the aforementioned celestial alignment. Additionally the ratio must be balanced (3 men per 1 woman).
I remember my fist Texas ski lodge; my legs were sore for a month I thought there would be more chairs.”

“You couldn’t stand a quails egg on that ass unless you were at a Texas ski lodge.”

Tell you what, I never thought I’d be in a devils threesome, but if you don’t learn something about yourself at a Texas ski lodge I’m not sure you ever will.”
by SwazeyD August 18, 2023
mugGet the Texas Ski Lodgemug.

SKI

A name given to a person who is known to do unspeakable things while wearing balaclavas , popularized in Detroit MI, on Euclid ave.
That’s that boy SKI in that spaceship!
by Willhalford May 28, 2024
mugGet the SKImug.

Wisconsin ski special

Is the act of blowing two cocks at once.

When you are at the ski resort, you see slutty girls handle two ski poles pretty well.
I got a Wisconsin ski special, it was good until the balls touched

smoking dick blow job deep throat
by Nignogging August 6, 2013
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ski-scraped

When a skier on a chair lift scrapes their skis as they are above you, so that the snow falls on you while you’re skiing
I just got ski-scraped so hard. It was like a damn avalanche
by TheHaug May 2, 2021
mugGet the ski-scrapedmug.

ski me in the ski hole

It is the direct meaning of whatever you choose ski to mean. ski can mean anything you want it to
I missed that shot! Ski me in the Ski hole!
by mrhappypants69 July 6, 2011
mugGet the ski me in the ski holemug.

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