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Salsa Shark

Alternative of the term mudshark. Refers to an (almost always) white woman who almost exclusively dates Hispanic men, primarily Mexicans.
Mark: “Did you see Sally’s new boyfriend?”
John: “Yep, another damn Mexican. Classic salsa shark.”
by TND1488 October 16, 2023
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Shark noodling

When a male human being ejaculates inside the womb of a female human being and then reaches inside of her with his fingers and starts scooping the sperm out by the dozens or even hundreds. By doing this one hopes that his little sharks will not be able to swim and find an egg before being scooped out of her meat curtains and being slung onto the sheets, floor, toilet, her face, etc.
Wyndall: Hey JW , what's all this white stuff all over the living room?

JW: Sorry call the cleaning lady, I went shark noodling last night.
by MAG66 March 21, 2017
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Silly Shark

A silly shark is when you are soooo funny you get blood thirsty and eat human
A: Babe, you are so silly shark!
*Babe eats person A*
by SharknadoFan53 October 7, 2020
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Burrito Shark

A fugly white guy/girl usually trashy that exclusivly goes for the mexican minority group.
Damn you see burrito shark? she was all over dat fence hopper.
by FiveFingertwinkies February 4, 2010
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Shark Ass

When it seems like a person doesn't have a booty but, when they wear little to no clothes they have a booty.
It sneaks up like a shark.
Erika has a shark ass and maybe her
by CreamcheeseDaddy February 23, 2020
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Pet the shark

Performing an unnecessary overtly dangerous act.
The breaker panel was three feet away, but the electrician pet the shark and worked with the live wires.
by Mikey the Sub-Genius January 21, 2019
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Placenta Shark

anyone who dates a Pregnant woman to later steal her placenta and sell them to other Placenta sharks, rice sharks, mud sharks, or bean sharks.

or:
A term shouted during a game of beer pong to cause the opposing team to miss their shot horribly due to extreme amounts of laughter.
"Why are you dating that pregnant chick? Are you a Placenta Shark!"

"Shoot the damn ball you Placenta Shark!"
by Yvonne ginger October 18, 2008
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