Alabama Scapegoat

The alabama scapegoat is when the male takes a shit on the female's face. The female will then give the male a blow job.

Male: "Darling, could we perform the Alabama Scapegoat"
Female: "Certainly, have you eaten your greens?"

by 4c1dn4t1on October 1, 2009

giving shade

Similar to 'having beef' with someone taking shade implies that a person dislikes someone.

Aww, that lil nigga tryin to fight?! Bro he be giving shade.

by Mrtimn June 5, 2016

shade

1. any device that can be used to block or obscure light
2. a malicious supernatural presence, a demon

1. the tree shaded light from the sun
2. i could sense the shade's presence

by bitewOrms July 18, 2003

Ass shade of blond

A color of hair typically in women when the main base color is blond and dark brown highlights are randomly streaked in. The blond is the ass and the brown is the shit.

casey: "hey you know now that chick is an ass shade of blond."
Andy: "what?"
Casey:"her hair its like an ass with blond ass and brown shit."
Andy: "oh haha"

by swirlz1903 March 13, 2010

Heart shaped box

A beautifully shaped butt. The origins of the Valentine Heart was the upsidedown curvature of a woman's hind end. It is heart shaped and used for storage during foreplay and intercourse.

I'd like to taste the candies in Jennifer's Heart Shaped Box!

by Oderry October 31, 2006

make shapes

To make shapes; to get something done; also used when instructing another to execute a task which they have been saying they will complete it for some time now; to deal with a problem in an efficient manner.

Tenses: make shapes, making shapes, made shapes.

Your mother said she would make mississippi mud cakes a week ago, they still have not surfaced, to her you say: "Hey Mum, you better make shapes with those mud cakes round about now hey?"

Your boss has not yet show signs of giving you a Christmas bonus, it is December 24th, and to him you say: "Hey you there sir, you better be making shapes with that Christmas bonus ye hear"

A young hooligan teenager stops you in the street and suggests you "beat it old lady/ man", this youngster does not realise you are concealing a weapon of some size. In administering the correct behaviour to the teenager you have "made shapes with his punkass".

by Olivia Anderson July 21, 2008

Maple Shade

A town in Southern New Jersey, located near Pennsauken and Cherry Hill filled with white-trash wannabe "gangsters" that think they are "hard" and refer to themselves as "crazy mother fuckers" when in reality they aren't capable of anything really violent. Their schools completely lack talent and interest from outsiders, especially in the athletic department. The girls living there walk around in adidas flip flops with socks and disgusting "booty shorts" that show off their celulite. They are whores that look for sex partners at the ice-cream place called the "DRIVE IN". Another false fantasy these civilians posess is that they think they are Pennsauken, when in all honesty, they should just give up all together.

assholes,white trash,wanksters,fake-thugs,losers,maple shade

by i'm live August 5, 2008