Everlasting semen stopper

Do a blew chew and coke, while getting a blowjob with a gobbstopper in her mouth.

I got wired at the party , and she gave an everlasting semen stopper. I never busted.

by Snowynostril October 26, 2025

semen harvester

A terrible demon who harvest's semen from living and unliving things.

Priest: We have gathered here today for the funeral of..Oh my god! It is the.. S-se-semen harvester!
Semen Harvester: I shall harvest the semen!

by Mr. Wiggles the IV March 18, 2014

Semen

If you eat too much peanut butter, yours will taste like peanuts.

Mom: Stop eating semen!

Me: Why?

Mom: Because I have to kiss you goodnight later!

Me: *Eats more semen*

by Dr: Mantits May 12, 2022

ninja semen

Semen that sneaks into the wrong hole

He had some ninja semen

by Sigmadino68 May 9, 2024

Semen demon

Semen demons tend to live inside teenagers rooms. Teenagers have the most semen and they tend to feed off of it. They also attack you mid masturbation they do that because they can smell your semen gaping inside of you.

Me: masturbating semen demon starts to suck my dick ferociously.

by Rhrudurhudjeh September 15, 2021

thick creamy semen

liquid inside your ballsack or smthing idk im dumb asf

the place where billions of kids are located

Guy 1: OMG IM GONNA BUST OUT MY THICK CREAMY SEMEN!!!11 OMAGAAAAASH!!!11!!1
Guy 2: Kan i hav sum>>>>?/??

by Hypurrelet August 13, 2023

banana semen

Point of reference. Filler word at the ending of every sentence.

similar to the term “type shit”, “you know”, “word”, “respect”, “ya feel me”, “ya know what I’m sayin”, “nigga”, etc.

I be feeling like drake in the rap game, banana semen.

Banana SEmen.

Type semen banana.

Banana type semen.

Found out my boy wasn’t down syndrome banana semen

by Nand7am April 21, 2024