Straight shift

Also known as a stick shift

He did not know how to drive the car because it was a straight shift

by #bugman March 23, 2018

Straight Crimed

When you discriminate against someone for being straight.

Example: Aggressively insisting someone is gay despite claiming they’re straight. Automatically assuming someone is gay.

Did you see that? She just totally straight crimed her.

by Ciiinderellly November 13, 2021

straight greens

Marijuana, just marijuana

John: yo do you want any chop in your bowl?
Guy: no I just want straight greens.

by Gumi January 20, 2016

straight log

A perfectly straight shit. Used in context with smell but could be used in context with something going perfectly wrong.

So perfectly shitty it comes out straight. It stinks so bad it's straight log.

My son, Ryan said to the other son, Brenden, "Jeeesus man, that smells like straight log!" after Brenden farted in the car last week.

by DaGoose January 31, 2006

Straight-Queer

Someone who acts gay as hell, but is actually really straight.

Syd is actually not gay, he’s just a straight-queer.

by Boozy Gang March 11, 2018

Flopping a straight

Term used to describe a situation where a man fails to sustain a pre-existing erection. Often applied to instances where sex was imminent but did not occur as a result of the flopped straight.

Mike was so horny after making out with his girlfriend for three hours, but when she took her panties off and he finally realized he was about to lose his virginity, he got so nervous that he wound up flopping a straight, much to her dismay.

by Chonky July 18, 2007

Straight rainbow

Mirta

I just saw a straight rainbow!

What is that?

Well thats Mirta dumby

by Mirtajemojzivot November 11, 2019