Spaghetti

Unholy noddles

man that's a lot of spaghetti

by Spagethoman March 11, 2020

old spaghetti

When a man's dick is old and flaccid, so it peels off in little spaghetti like pieces. Really a very nasty thing.

"Hey,old chap. Looks like I've got me some old spaghetti."
"Now isn't that terrible, my good sir!"

by zxcboy888 December 6, 2012

Spaghetti O

A spineless, slimy individual who lacks integrity and structure, much like the soft, processed pasta rings floating aimlessly in canned sauce. Known for bending under pressure, switching sides when convenient, and leaving a trail of mess and betrayal wherever they go. A cheap imitation of something real.

“Ain’t no way I’m trusting that dude—he’s a straight Spaghetti O, flipping sides, snaking his own people, and leaving a mess everywhere he goes.”

by UnseenMaster64 February 5, 2025

Hotdogs and Spaghetti Season

A phrase claimed by the youtuber and reddit user ZoroniteTech (u/echold2006 and u/zoronitetech on reddit). It was a nickname he generated out of angst one day which refers to a constant cycle in his life: The family gets paid, and goes broke about a week later, which is when said season starts. it ends when they get paid the next month. Commonly abbreviated HDASS

The name itself comes from two foods; Hotdogs and Spaghetti, which are two things that are eaten frequently during the season. Hotdogs because they are cheap and Spaghetti because noodles and sauce are practically limitless at food pantries.

Everyone knows you can't buy milk on the 20'th of the month! It's Hotdogs and Spaghetti Season!

by Echold2006 September 14, 2022

Spaghetti

When a hot blonde guy is wearing a red shirt

“Omg Dennis is SUCH a spaghetti tonight”
“I know but like .... he’s so sexy”

by DennisP99 January 27, 2019

Finite Spaghetti

When you have a Finite amount of Spaghetti, typically used to show a Finite amount of Spaghetti.

Hey man, did you hear about Finite Spaghetti?
FINITE SPAGHETTI AUEUYFGBEU(FUYJUEFOUY*GFEJ
What the fuck?

by 1488bossman November 25, 2025

Spaghetti-Pisser

n. 1. An angry Italian person.

n. 2. A chef who puts their bodily fluids in the food they cook (i.e. spitting in it, urinating in it, farting on it).

n. 3. Someone who literally urinates spaghetti. When they have to pee, instead of urine coming out of their "part", spaghetti does.

I don't usually tip the waiters or cooks at this restaurant. I might have to stop coming here cause I don't know if the chefs are spaghetti-pissers or not.

by hjjcnk September 13, 2021