Southern Swag

Southern Swag; verb; The act of being Swag and being a redneck, usually with something dripped out, ex; a modified pickup truck with larger tires.

That farmer had some Southern Swag on his tractor, this made all his neighbors jealous.

by Limp_wood1984 August 6, 2021

Southern Stroke

When a woman you are related to, generally a cousin. Gives you a hand job so immaculate that you literally have a fucking seizure

“Shit man, my

cousin gave me a southern stroke that could’ve killed god!”

by Garth69420 August 12, 2021

Southern swirl

An act of passing gas that leaves everybody else around you light headed and confused. Usually from eating deep fried foods.

Jasmine let out a southern swirl at the KFC after downing a 3 piece with mash potatoes and gravy that she cleared the restaurant

by bed hog July 10, 2012

Southern Bigots

When, during intercourse, a woman farts and queefs simultaneously. Undoubtedly the man simply shakes his head and leaves.

Todd: Man, I'm just irritated with women these days.
Ted: Why's that?
Todd: Last night I was making this beautiful girl, then without any warning Southern bigots just burst through the room.
Ted: Please tell me you left...
Todd: Even a, "pardon me," wouldn't have kept me in her. She obviously was never taught manners.

by AmericanoEnchilado August 7, 2012

southern-railroad

The act of causing a distraction while you stick it to Whitey. Based on the phrase "Underground Railroad," made popular by Harriet Tubman.

"That store was overpriced, so me and my friends gave them the Southern Railroad."

I was hoping for a nice walk home but I got the southern-railroad while walking by the projects.

by mainstreamethnic September 17, 2013

Old Southern White

A dog, usually white with a black colored eye, Petey from little rascals was an old southern white. also known by other names, White English, Old English Whites, Old Country Bulldogs, Old Southern Whites, Alabama Bulldogs, Georgia Giants and American Pit Bulldogs

Petey was an old southern white not a pitbull!

by mongo420 December 28, 2011

Southern Cooking

Cunnilingus

On this week's episode of "Single Ladies" (VH1), Val breaks up with a potential boyfriend because, although he'll participate in fellatio, he draws the line at cunnilingus ("I'm not going down there..."). When she relates her experience back at her dress shop, Keisha or April asks why she broke it off. "He doesn't like Southern Cooking", replies Val.
Might have been a double entendre, but in the context in which it occurred....

by KastleKeeper June 13, 2011