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go for someone

Shawn: “Truth or dare.”
Greg: “Truth!”
Shawn: “Okay, would you ever go for someone of the same gender?”
Greg: “Heck yeah dude!”
by Pepthepig2000 December 27, 2018
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bending someone spokes

To f*** someone from the back and loosen them up their a******
I don't know who I was banging but I was bending someone spokes
by Assgasm 2000 December 17, 2022
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someone cooked here

When a women (typically an ex) teaches a man how to better understand women and their interests.
Greg has watched the Notebook and knows the difference between beach waves and curls, someone cooked here.
by Apricosium December 20, 2023
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I'm shopping for someone else...

Da standard "please bear with me --- I'm not familiar with this type or purchase" preamble-remark dat you ruefully tell a store-employee whom you ask for assistance in finding/choosing one or more items dat you never use yourself, and so you have less of an idea of how to shop for it or maybe even where it's stocked in da store.
Two good examples of when you might tell a staffperson, "I'm shopping for someone else..." might be if you were looking for a type of media-entertainment (such as books, music, or movies) dat you have no interest in yourself, or if you merely lived a simple bachelor's existence and were procuring "fussy female stuff" items for a lady-friend, such as cosmetics, dress-up clothing, fancy table-setting accessories, etc.
by QuacksO May 20, 2023
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<.7.9.7.6>Will Never Repent For What I Will Do When Someone Impedes My Cognizant Awareness As An Individual<.7.9.7.6.>
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I’m Having a stroke please call someone

When you’re in the process of having a stroke and you nde to lte oothrse nkowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”

Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone
by StarchDisks December 6, 2022
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