Kraken sexts

The act of sending nudes while sitting on the toilet and going poop.

Poop synonym: releasing the kraken

OMG Gina; my first date with Mohammad was magical. I sent him Kraken sexts while prepping for my colonoscopy because he made me feel so special.

by MaxHardcore69 October 8, 2025

C-SECTION

The coworker that puts more effort in disappearing than actually being helpful

Guy 1. Where is the nub ?
Guy2. Haven't seen him all day and we needed help
Guy 1. As soon as c-section is found bring him to me
Guy 2. C-section?
Guy1. He must be afraid labor

by BDE>bde October 20, 2025

squeeze out a few sets

to weightlift. This term is usually accompanied by a pantomime of the exercise in question.

JT: Dude, you wanna go to the gym and squeeze out a few sets?
Andrew: Hell yeah. Let's get swole.

by JT Dollarsign July 17, 2006

separate the saucer section

A sex act where you peg somebody, then unstrap yourself (leaving the dildo in their anus) and change position to service them from the front.

"Squeeze your docking clamps tight, baby. I'm about to separate the saucer section!"

by FoxyMoron666 December 21, 2017

The Bra Section

When your at Target with your mom and you reach the bra section and your trying to look in every direction but there.

Mom: Are you looking at the bra section?!
You: What? No!

Mom: I think you were.

by thatguy942 June 3, 2018

The brass section

The brass section are losers that like making fun of flags. They are the reason we cannot have nice things. They are the band directors worse nightmares. The tubas are the nicest. Overall, this is why the woodwind section is better.

Band director: Which section is the ones out of tune.
Everyone else: The brass section
Band director: That explain so it

by Theflagsarethebestsection November 17, 2018

The brass section

The Brass section are losers who hate flags when they should hate themselves. They are the reason the band can’t have nice things. They all act like they are 5 year olds. The only nice ones are the tubas. They are every band directors worse nightmares. Overall, this is why the woodwinds are better

Band director: Which section is out of tune
Everyone else: the brass section
Band director: That explains it

by Theflagsarethebestsection November 17, 2018