preemo

The highest rank of Emo.

Amongst the ranks of the Emo cohort, the Preemo reigns supreme!

by sp'archin' April 28, 2011

Prem

an annoying mayo boy who annoys his little burger sister and she sqishes him

mmmmmmm burger!

by u know who November 10, 2003

premature ejaculation

when anything or anyone has any form of sex with the musician LIGHTS.

No shit man, of course premature ejaculation took place when he had sex with lights

by andythemanofthewes May 7, 2010

preemo

Previously emo. A band or person who used to be emo but changed into a normal band/person. In the case of a band, this change is usually due to the realization that they are famous now, they have money, and their lives don't suck.

John> Taking Back Sunday and My Chemical Romance are great bands.

Frank> You pussy. They're emo.

John> Not really, dude, they're starting to turn preemo.

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Over the summer Michael transformed into a preemo.

by Soy el jefe. June 27, 2007

Premature E textulation

when your having "Hot" phone sex with your girlfriend/boyfriend by sending pictures or explicit sexual fantasies with each other and you cum before your partner does.

My girl is mad because I was having some awesome cell phone sex with last night and had a Premature E textulation.

by BigDaddy_007 February 18, 2010

Premature Checkinulation

checking in on Foursquare long before your actual arrival at a destination.

Dude 1: 'yo you guys, scott just checked in so he must be here somewhere. we can order in a moment, hang on.'

Dude 2: 'cool dude, but i'm warning you, some of us are starving and running out of patience.'

15 min later.

Dude 2: 'Sumbitch! where is that dude? this is retarded!'

Dude 1: 'Damn bro, i get the feeling that Scott pulled a Premature Checkinulation. lets just order, fuck him.'

by tommypjr April 22, 2010

prehistoric

head, bj all oral sex to the dick
the GD way of sayin head

R u gettin that prehistoic?
Im gettin that brontosaurus!!

Damn! im getting good Prehistoric

by GD einstein April 20, 2006