iPhone Poser

When someone can't afford a real iPhone so they buy a iPod Touch and use it in public places like it is a iPhone.

My cousin have a Verizon phone so he can' t get a Iphone so he uses his iPod touch in public places with Wi-Fi as if it is a iPhone. He is such a iPhone Poser

by Luke1975 September 26, 2009

poser

Someone who poses. In other words, they stand in a certain stance in preparation for a picture, etc.

Hugh Heffner just recently picked my grandmother to be a poser for the December issue of Playboy magazine.

by The Insane White/Hawaiian Girl September 21, 2005

poser

Anyone who belongs to a group or places themselves in a particular sub-genre or sub-culture.
a punker
a metalhead
a grunge fanboy
a nu metaller
a goth
an emo
death metal
black metal
anyone who basis their religion on D&D
anyone who's "Indie"
etc.
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And then tries to say that other people aren't doing it right.It's basically the "we're cool and you're not crowd" of immature asswipes who are stuck in junior high and high school "cliques" and can't grow up.Most people who use the word poser are infact posers.

Anyone who can't be their own man or their own woman and has to follow a group or be a joiner or a follower or a gangster or whatever else,in order to feel like they belong.Anyone who's so insecure and so needy that they have to belong to some clique or group or subculture or cult in order feel like they have some "identity" or sense of belonging.Just be yourselves.Just be a man and stand on your own two feet.
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Example doesn't use the word poser. Use the word in a sentence.
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^^^^OH NO I DON'T FIT IN!!!!!! lmmfao..

by who gives a fuck? October 9, 2005

poser

1. A puzzeling question.
2. One who poses.
3. Commonly mistaken for poseur

If you're going to use it spell it right! It's poseur, not "poser."

by Matt May 13, 2006

Poser Girl

In this case, the poser girl im explaining is the skateboard poser girl. Ya know em. They go to your high school. There in your class. They wear skateshoes that are easy to get to, like etnies. They will wear jackets like fox, volcom, and element. They usually havent skateboarded a day in there life, or if they did, then it was probably just one day. If they think that degrading a good sport for popularity is alright, then obviously they arent right in the head. Let then realize the hard way that is your gonna advertise, you better have the skills by staying away from them. A way to pick out a true Skater Chick is if they wear harder to get skateboard brands, suck as my favorite company, Emerica, or other brands like DGK, Chocolate, or Mystery. If you have proof that they actually skate, dont hate.

That hoe is such a poser. Shes too mainstream and preppy to step a foot on a skateboard.

Yea, i hate it when a prep turns into poser girl.

by Robot Noah June 16, 2009

poverous

In the state of being very poor. Lack of money, credit, or valuables

I can't find a job, I spent all my money, I hate being poverous.

by adilux July 5, 2007

Poverty Beetle

a common household cockroach

also known as project beetle

Damn boi, did you see that poverty beetle?

by beanteam September 20, 2010