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Plastic Boyfriend

Either a Sextoy or a pretend boyfriend to make a middle aged Catlady look normal, but having the reverse effect.
As she sat next to her plastic boyfriend all night all the lady could think of were her cats, and her dildo.
by Maggie T May 7, 2025
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Plastic

Dude i need a plastic

a what
a condom
nigga they made out of latex
by Blvnco May 13, 2025
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plastic cowboy

a plastic cowboy is a suburban person who larps as a cowboy in really lame ways. thinks driving on a gravel road once a month and listening to their local country music station on occasion makes them a cowboy. probably wears a hat and boots to their indoor job.
Like a bud light cowboy but worse.
post 9/11 "country" music is just acoustic pop for plastic cowboys.
by SmashTheState August 20, 2023
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plastic dull knife

1. referring to the actual, plastic dull knife
2. a useless trick/weapon against something more powerful/clever trick
Ex 1.
"Is that a plastic dull knife? why are you borrowing it here?"
Ex 2.
Generic Hero: "I WILL SMITE YOU WITH MY SWORD."
Villain: "YOU PULL A PLASTIC D U L L KNIFE TO MY TRICKERY!!!"
by haveyouwondered August 28, 2023
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Plastic Saddle

A euphemism for a condom. Made famous by country singer Nat Stuckey in his song "Plastic Saddle"... Google it for lyrics.
"I can tell a fast train by the way she blows
So don't give me no plastic saddle lemme feel that leather when I ride"
by Dickless Tracy September 25, 2023
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