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Teacher's Pet

The teacher's pet is like satan. they will remind the teachers about homework and you will want to murder him
Teacher's Pet: TEACHER YOU FORGOT OUR HOMEWORK!!!
Tod: SHUT THE FUCK UP BRO
by Jesus Christ?! March 9, 2023
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Pull Away Pet Syndrome

Pull Away Pet Syndrome is a type of syndrome where YOU, yes, YOU are afraid of pets for the slightest things. For example, if a pet makes a weird sound or some sort of "growl" towards you. You will be USAIN BOLT for about 5 seconds and dart away. Extended time with these pets and learning to not be afraid, see their body signs, and act friendly and slow do help. It is definitely a curable syndrome but it CAN TAKE TIME!
Me: Oh yeah, Sienna's cat is here.
Sienna: Hey, -----! I hope the walk was good here, oh, and don't forget, my cat, Jeffrey will be hanging out with us! ▰˘◡˘▰
Jeffrey Da Cat: *makes some weird hissing sound without being angry and just looks at me*
Me: AUGHHYY!!!
CONSCIOUS: I may have Pull Away Pet Syndrome.
GOD: You indeed do..!
by J@cob_TRUTH February 13, 2024
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Secret Life of Pets 2

A sequel so bad that not even the parents of the people who wrote liked it
I would rather jump off a bridge than watch the Secret Life of Pets 2.
by Mo0fin November 22, 2021
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In the pet

I forgot the missus’s birthday yesterday so she’s in the pet with me now
by RockChick1978 March 17, 2024
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Pet favorite

Something that you really love, even though you don't necessarily have a good or objective reason for it.

It might not be objectively the best, but it's one of your personal favorites.
Scooby Doo is one of my pet favorite shows. I know it's not always the most well-written, but I just think it's so much fun.
by PotatoDistributor February 2, 2023
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Your pet

Someone who is very compassionate and caring for you. They will do literally anything for you no matter what. Just like a dog, they are very loyal and will always come back even if you've hurt them. Pets are a great friend to have and will do everything to make you smile and won't give up until they have. If your a pet you are pretty determined for people who are worth the time. If you have a pet they are better than a best friend, they are great companions for everything. If you need anything your pet will be there with you through your ups and downs. If you are sad, just call over your pet and they will be a shoulder for you to cry on.
I'll be your pet whenever you need me
by Everyonelovescats August 23, 2015
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Toyam Pet

Having your pet lick your balls while masturbating.
Not sure what's worse: that Ben's dog Bailey is a Toyam Pet, or that it's only a puppy, which makes him a sick, gross individual.
by BV69BV September 5, 2017
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