Parker is like the annoying little brother you wish you didn't have. He's very loud, doesn't stop fidgeting, and has an odd send of humor. Parkers are also very bad at fortnite.
by flattypatty411 February 16, 2019
Get the Parker mug.A gorgeous, tall, and cute guy. Usually blonde haired and blue eyed. A Parker is super sweet to everyone he meets. He cares a little too much about his reputation but loves to have fun. He's extremely smart and knows what he is doing. Everybody wants a Parker to explain the chem homework. Parkers are always willing to put their best foot forward and help anyone in need. They make the best boyfriends and even better friends. Getting close to him will make you're life so much brighter. A Parker's smile can light up the entire room. Parkers are always mediators. When there's an argument a Parker is always the first to close it kindly and make everyone wish they were as kind. Parker's are always there. You can't ever miss these handsome lovers.
Parker never ceases to make my day!
by BeanyestBean November 7, 2018
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She doesn’t show her bd any appreciation, shes fine asf, caring, mean sometimes, always tryna play, she doesn’t know how much her bf loves her
by unknownkel October 3, 2021
Get the Taylor Parker mug.A misperception of the amount of time passed in someone else's company. Typically, the time dilation is by a factor of 3, however, it may be less with less intense feelings.
Guy: WHAT its already 3 oclock? We've been been together for three hours already?? Its only felt like one.
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!
by Muchacho 1 June 20, 2011
Get the Wise-Parker Rule of Three mug.Parker the type of person who likes to play with girls feelings and will stop at nothing to get what he wants.
by SammGoku March 9, 2020
Get the Parker mug.1 - Someone that parks as close to the store as possible.
2 - Someone that parks too close to the car next to them.
2 - Someone that parks too close to the car next to them.
1- Steve- Why are you such a close parker? It's no big deal to walk a little.
Jamie - Because it's too cold outside.
2- That close parker better not have dinged my door.
Jamie - Because it's too cold outside.
2- That close parker better not have dinged my door.
by chestercheetah77 February 7, 2010
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