An Angry Penguin is when you whip out your dick and splooge in both eye's of a girl and kick her in the knee's, she will come wobbling after you like a penguin angry for splooging in her eye's.
See also Angry Pirate
See also Angry Pirate
by Binary Nation September 12, 2004
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Him: a look, did you know penguins eats their mama's puke when they're a baby?
Her: No, I didn't. What a suprise. Let's try that one day.
Her: No, I didn't. What a suprise. Let's try that one day.
by Kerry (the Kiwi) December 11, 2006
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Get the penguin mug.1) An act of a penguin being Jesus like, or having mystical power.
2) Ninjas arch nemesis is Jesus Penguin. Jesus Penguin have yet been defeated by Ninjas.
2) Ninjas arch nemesis is Jesus Penguin. Jesus Penguin have yet been defeated by Ninjas.
by gallia December 13, 2008
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2. Kyle: It's fucking freezing out here! Aren't you even cold?
Jer: It's okay, I'm like a penguin, I'm used to this sort of thing.
3. Claire, I think I'm going to write a book. It'll be the "Book of Penguinisms". Everything penguin, from the cute birds themselves, to the quirks about the people we hang around with.
2. Kyle: It's fucking freezing out here! Aren't you even cold?
Jer: It's okay, I'm like a penguin, I'm used to this sort of thing.
3. Claire, I think I'm going to write a book. It'll be the "Book of Penguinisms". Everything penguin, from the cute birds themselves, to the quirks about the people we hang around with.
by GrafixPenguin87 January 29, 2009
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by Travis Steensma March 5, 2008
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