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Dutch oven

The ancient albeit revolting yet amusing act of climbing into bed with you beloved wife, kissing her gently on the forehead, before bidding her a good nights sleep.

As she focuses her mind on wallpaper, ironing boards and other household treats, you focus yours on seeping out a revolting and rotten fart, which likely has sharticles in its cloud. As you tuck the bedding around you and create a glue system from the top of the duvet, you push the rancid gas out of your Japanese flag. As you raise your arms then drop them suddenly, the inner workings of your crease rise upwards, giving darling wife a cup cake of dinner times Sunday roast.

Watch her gag in horror. Yes, that’s from inside your bottom yet is now inside her nose. Delighted, you have created and delivered a Dutch Oven. Well done
As Deidre fell asleep dreaming of new scatter cushions and ironing bits covers, I gave her a right proper Dutch oven. She nearly gagged as I sniggered
by Provo78 March 18, 2024
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Badgers Oven

I slipped it in her badgers oven when she least expected it.

Hallam has an itchy badgers oven.
by DarthTater5738 February 20, 2025
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German oven

Is the action of pushing your Jewish sexual partner under the bed sheets then realising poisonous gas under the bed sheets and waiting for her to either to fall unconscious or to die then raping her or committing necrophilla whilst yelling Seig heil.
I found I was dating a Jew so I gave her a german oven and raped the hell out of her
by Bois club August 10, 2016
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Down oven

The act of entrapping noxious fart(s) underneath a down comforter, which allows for the build up of odor until the comforter is lifted by an unsuspecting partner; releasing the aforementioned odor into their face. In effect a time lapsed or extended Dutch oven.
I had been farting sporadically for an hour or so, when I rolled over and lifted the comforter and he realized the full force of my down oven.
by crock pot betty November 25, 2011
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Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.
Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
by Laapwing May 19, 2024
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Double oven

She havin' herself some Double Oven
by adsm80 November 25, 2018
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Dutch oven

See that beta over there? He aint ever gonna get no dutch oven
by coolio456 July 23, 2022
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