Donny was gunna go for that whale across the bar. But then I reminded him of rule #1. Which was, "No fat Chicks"
by Druskioneone11 January 15, 2009

These mammals are extremely overprotective of their "Diet" food. If approached while they are consuming, the obese creature will attack with cow-like reflexes. When told to go on a diet, they will tend to bitch and moan about how they lost 3 pounds over the past 5 months.
Skinny person: Frank you really need to go on a diet.
Frank: Suck my dick!
Skinny person: Whens the last time YOU saw your dick?
Frank: ...You jerk! *cries and eats bucket of ice cream*
Skinny person: I hate fat people.
Frank: Suck my dick!
Skinny person: Whens the last time YOU saw your dick?
Frank: ...You jerk! *cries and eats bucket of ice cream*
Skinny person: I hate fat people.
by maxmus45 September 8, 2008

by NinoMarino May 19, 2018

He's obsessed with big lesbians, he's been a punk rocker for most of his life, he sings kinda flat, he's not really so fat, but that's how he hits with a hook or a slice
Fat Mike I gotta let you know
It's not the tunes, it's their live show
And all the people you get to meet
Plenty of good vibes and decent drugs
Stinky people give you hugs
Walk around in your bare feet
It's not the tunes, it's their live show
And all the people you get to meet
Plenty of good vibes and decent drugs
Stinky people give you hugs
Walk around in your bare feet
by lane October 3, 2004

A vagina which has a swolen, or very fat set of lips. Usually the cause of camel toe, when tight clothes are worn.
by Jubba55 October 14, 2008

verb, the act of performing a typo. Often used when referring to password typos. See Fat Finger Disease
"I thought the server was down, but I just fat fingered my password."
"You didn't get my email? I must have fat fingered the address."
"You didn't get my email? I must have fat fingered the address."
by Lord Andre March 31, 2005
