Politi-Fact

A politicized rendetion of truth according to the whims of a corporate monied establishment that creates its own truth and reality to impose what is false as Truth on the masses in support of their interests

too many Politi-fact checks could get you cancelled

by SnowHotep January 30, 2022

fact got

used in place of faggot, usually by straight people to avoid the slur

straight person: look at those fact gots over there
gay person: what the fuck.

by hautkrankheiten December 27, 2023

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by Ezcemaja March 9, 2025

big titty facts

When you want to emphasize that you agree wholeheartedly
Usually pronounced ‘biiiiiiiiiiiig titty facts’

“Wednesday is the best show of all time”
“That’s big titty facts yo”

by horse_girl03 April 15, 2023

Dad Fact

An unfounded but logical piece of information that may or may not be a fact, often wielded by dads at a BBQ.

Trav: "Did you know that if you pour Sprite on your balls you can taste it?"

Mike: "Sounds like a dad fact"

by Da House November 26, 2023

Scary Fact #67

There is a France

"Did you hear about Scary Fact #67?"
"Apparently, there is a France.?

"There is a France? Impossible."

by The Local Tax Agent June 4, 2024

TESTI-FACTS

HAVING A TESTIMONY WITH FACTS TO PROVE

TATIANA HAS TESTI-FACTS THAT LAVINIA IS A EXCELLENT COOK

by The swirl November 8, 2022