chad the impaler

The potentially best male porn star name known to mankind. Based off the legendary historical figure Vlad the Impaler who also impaled thousands.
"Oh man, I get to film with Chad the Impaler, I hope he spikes my rectum"
by cjt119 March 13, 2019
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polish chad

Someone who is undeniably a chad
And is from Poland.
Hey who's that guy?

Oh, hes Brajan, Hes a Polish Chad.

Ah...
by NotBrajan... October 17, 2020
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calabrese chad

He's the king of primates, he's your typical hairy and muscular australopithecus, his brain mass is less than that of a common human, but he's drawn to the cum that hides in your pouches.
Hey a FUCKING MONKEY pick my dick!!!
Sure it's a calabrese chad
by THE SUS NICE GUY 🥶 November 21, 2021
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Chad Squad

An adventuring party of combat purposes composed primarily of beefy-ass dudes and monsters who will streamroll all competition
I played an ARAM in League, my team came out to be Mundo, Cho'Gath, Sett, Trundle, and Vlad. Real Chad Squad. Our opponents were all mages and healers, so we walked all over them.
by Tazmanian devil #2 January 26, 2022
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galactic chad

The Ultimate Man, the Chad to out Chad all Chads, the Alpha Male of the Alpha Males. If a woman were to look in his direction she would immediately orgasm. His jawline is a perfect 116 degrees. The absolute Chad to end all absolute Chads. Are you picking up what I'm putting down? Oh you're in a happy relationship with your girlfriend/wife? This man will kidnap her and give her the most severe case of stockholm syndrome that has ever been seen to man. Next to this superior human you will look like the weakest soy boy beta male in the history of the known universes
Person 1 “Look at that Galactic Chad over there” Person 2 “That’s just Dash
by bruhbruh ruh October 04, 2021
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Chad-Ram

To get absolutely blitzed on stimulants and go about your day like a primal gorilla that escaped from an abusive Zookeeper of 14 years. While these stimulants are kicking you typically see a “Chad-Rammer” clenching his jaw like he hasn’t had food in years and/or nearly becoming deaf because of the viciously loud EDM and house music combo destroying his eardrums all day.

Stimulants may include: adderall, cocaine, caffeine, nicotine, possibly a minimal dosage of ketamine.
“dude I got like negative sleep last night I’m gonna have to Chad-Ram harder than ever today”

“bro you tryna come to the library and Chad-Ram this 10 pager with me?”
by yung cheerio December 15, 2022
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CHAD SUX

This is exactly the kind of thing artists and architects might exclaim when they want to express just how MASSIVE their love for their cat is, it is normally an attempt at an immediate correction of a brain fart, often directly contradicting the previous statement... when it literally means I LOVE CHAD SO MUCH I CANT COPE WITH IT!
I DONT LOVE CHAD..... CHAD SUX
by Cheebeebee March 17, 2023
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