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Kratos Dad

Has a leviathan axe and likes to chop trees.
When he’s mad he uses the spartan rage and beats up with the blades of chaos.
He’s most likely retarded and is very very strict and racist as fuck against Arabs and Asians.

PSA: is most likely inbred.
Muhammad: Hey can we come to your house on Saturday Hasseb?

Xi Lee: Yeah I’ll bring sparkling water and a share size bag of skittles for the three of us.

Hasseb: Yeah sure

Saturday

Hasseb: sorry guys but My dad said no because it’s going to rain but it says on the forecast that it is a 10% chance that it will rain so then he said that we have to go somewhere at 12 but it is fucking 2pm and we haven’t gone anywhere.

Muhammad: bruh, bitch ass is such a Kratos Dad.

Xi Lee: Such an inbred bitch

Hasseb: Fr

Hasseb: Also my dad says he’s inviting guests over.

Muhammad: Such a retard, I swear
by Ching chong lee February 26, 2023
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Deadbeat Dad

A Dad who tells everyone he loves and misses his kids but makes no effort to see them, doesn't pay to make their lives better and doesn't put them on his priorities list. So next time you hear how much he misses them, inform him that actions speak louder than words and to his kids his love seems like hate.
That Lee has posted another story with him and he kids how he will do anything for them. He only sees them once a week and fobs them off at any chance. He's such a deadbeat dad!
by LFC_Fan December 20, 2021
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my dad

by toxfn November 16, 2020
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party dad

"yeah it was my sons birthday party then i had a badge that said party dad and i wanted to be party dad"
by rawr XDXDXDXDXD May 2, 2018
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divorced dad

“hey! have you seen a divorced dad recently?”
quackity: 🧍
by h3atwaves_ April 19, 2021
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dad mom

by killerkid123 November 12, 2019
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Wine Dad

Quite dissimilar to the beer dad or the wine mom, wine dad's are typically laid back and full of mirth, especially when they're sipping on some of their favorite wine. Wine dad's are often known for making their own wine and they love sharing it with anyone who comes over. Loving and caring, these dad's are especially close to their children and immediately family and will not hesitate to invite friends and more distant family over for a drink.
1: "My dad's a total wine dad"
2: "Lucky shit, I'd love to meet him some day"
1: "I'm sure he'd be happy to have you over tonight if you'd like"
by InfinitePorpoise August 16, 2020
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