wet is the new muscle

Someone who is wet has a lot of tattoos, therefore doesn't need big muscles to be sexy, tattoos are even sexier.

He sure don't need any muscles,he's wet, Wet is the new muscle.

by Amyfl19 October 22, 2023

Fart Muscle

ASS cheeks

My girl friend is on her period so i stuck my penis in her fart muscles

by Mr. Hustlehands December 18, 2016

butter muscle

A penis incapable of achieving erection due to the over consumption of alcohol and/or meat (ribs).

"Hey dude did you score with Sally last night?"
"Nah bro, I got the butter muscle"

by KCMOMAN September 24, 2012

Muscle Marge

The hunkiest being in existence. With spectacular abs and BULGING muscles, Muscle Marge make my peepee hard.

MMMMmMmmMMmMmMM MYpEePEeHarD bECaUse Muscle Marge MMMmmMmMMmMmmMMmmMmM

by Notlyingactuallytruedefinition December 11, 2018

Skeletal Muscle

Skeletal muscle is one of the three types of muscle in the body. The tissue attaches itself to bone and represents a large portion of body weight on a human body.

The contraction of these muscles is responsible for movement in the body.

Person 1: *moves their arm*
Person 2: "Damn bro that's some fine usage of your skeletal muscles"

by craigellachie March 1, 2022

Butt Muscle

Douche Bag.
White Hat.
Poser.
D. Metzler From Baltimore Maryland

"Butt Muscle Is The New Douche Bag."

by Windsah Clang August 21, 2009

Muscle of Might

What many men (particularly fans of Jersey Shore) secretly call their penis. Despite the fact that said penis might be barely two inches long, many of these self-deluded men still believe any woman will instantly drop honey at just a quick sight of the muscle of might.

"Dude, that chick is gonna totally want some of my muscle of might. I bet she's riding me in five minutes."

by GPurvis November 4, 2013