Mental

Derives from the adjective temperamental: a person used to sudden changes in mood.
Because Americans can't spell, the word has been shortened to the last two syllables, but everybody has forgotten about the original spelling. That's why shortening words is always a bad idea.

"Hey, that guy down there is so temperamental."
"Is he what? Speak English, man."
"I said he is TEMPERAMENTAL."
"Oh yeah, he is mental all right!"

by Antidogma September 17, 2011

mental wedgie

Ya know when someone sneaks up behind a person and give them a wedgie? Sarcasm can be just like that, but called a mental wedgie!

Oh is that really the way you want the world to see you?

by Robin R July 3, 2004

Mental Whore

A Girl who is not incense a traditional whore, but in a way get the same mental rush from flirting with guys. usually leading them on until she gets her fix and moves on...

"Just because she goes to church every sunday and has a purity ring dosent mean she is not a mental whore!"

"The Smack a hoe movement should include keeping the mental whore down by not giving them what they want."

by RustyPineApple March 7, 2008

Fat Chick Mentality

Fat girl/chick mentality relates to a state of mind that a fat girl, no matter how skinny or fit or hot she may become later, cannot fully rid herself of the characteristics and outlook on life uniquely possessed by those chicks that are fat. This state of mind includes the need for unnecessary though drama calculatingly disseminated, loudly, to all 36 of their "best friends" in order to gain attention, perpetual and continual low self-esteem, spells of crying, self-centeredness with regard to their problems, and an emotionally fragile though hard-headed view of the world around them.

Homeboy, i banged this really hot chick last night, but as i was leaving her place i saw a picture of her from highschool where she weighed 300 lbs, which explains her need to call all 36 of her "best friends" at 1 am in order to ask for their advice on having me over. She clearly is maintaining the fat chick mentality.

by obiwannablowme October 13, 2016

mental masturbation

The act of engaging in impractical/nonproductive mental exercise / thinkings / writings / etc., through which a practitioner only comforts oneself mentally. Such acts don't lead to any constructive results what so ever in the real world; some might even imagine oneself being transformed into superman, or simply the opposite sex, etc.
In short, it's just bs/crap.

Example1:
Guy1: My boyfriend went abroad so I can take over all his stuff and start anew.
Guy2: Dude, you're the same person all along; stop that mental masturbation and get the hell out of my sight.

Example2:
Guy1: I think biological evolution is bull, but mankind can evolve to become God.
Guy2: Dude, you're all fucked up; you can go on with your mental masturbation, but stop bordering me anymore.

by lionhead June 16, 2007

Mental illness

Mèntal illnesses is a disease usually common within people who are named joud , it’s really serious and causes them to to act in such a toxic way. Unfortunately as of now there’s no cure for it

Yo look isn’t it that joud the I think she has mental illness

by Pussy slayer 627 October 26, 2020

Hijabi Mentality

A muslim bitch who thinks she's special.

A: See that hijabi girl over there who thinks her shit don't stink, I saw her at the club last night trying to pick-up a lot of guys, she wasn't wearing that rag or acting like that then!

B: Typical hijabi mentality!

by Malsikcuf December 6, 2016