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Matt Blackwell

A "Matt Blackwell" is a special kind of shitbag. Matt is quite straggly and useless. A bit bossy for such a less than average build. Almost even a pussy of sorts. An asshat of a person. All talk, yet no backup. Quick to draw in a fistfight because we know he just couldn't win. What wanker..
Don't be a Matt Blackwell
by Bitch Muffin March 14, 2019
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Matt Sgritta

Matt Sgritta the woman engineer
by sanfraxec April 25, 2022
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Matt Wade

A thick bootied big boy. He Is the Biggest DJ in Portland, and soon the World. He has the biggest heart and an even bigger pee pee. Check out his Soundcloud.
by littlebabybitch January 7, 2019
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Matt Ridge

thot slayer...

hes just a thot slayer

this nigga be killing thots without saying anything
This nigga be killing sluts and thots with a knockback enchanted diamond sword

this nigga probably liked highschool musical
damn I wish I was a Matt Ridge
by The All seeing Admin June 20, 2019
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matt macaspac

Probably the funniest most awesome guy there is, when he's not a total asshole.
Have you met Matt Macaspac? You should meet Matt Macaspac.
by Matchu~San February 25, 2015
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Matt Rags

"Matt Rags" are the paper napkins, towels, or random article of clothing used to clean up the mess after a blow job.
Matt Rags, are also the term used to describe a fun, handsome, sexually active man who is so busy he only has time for oral sex rather than actual intercourse.
After having oral sex with her partner, Jenna Jameson used a Matt Rags, to spit the cum in, since she did not feel like swallowing.

Due to a hectic school and work schedule, the instructor was only able to be a Matt Rags, rather than go out on dates.
by Reno Dallas November 14, 2012
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Matt Donavon

Someone: Have you seen Matt Donavon?
A very wise person: You mean Ratty Matty?
by Urgirlmia March 20, 2022
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