Mash-n-toss

The proper name of any of the PCs by Apple Inc. (crApple) that carry the name Macintosh, once it has been dealt with appropriately.

I bought a Macintosh once... it soon became a Mash-n-toss.

by Nanosquishy June 17, 2011

full dog's mashings

Everything, the lot,

What would you like on your burger Brendan? I would like the full dog's mashings please Michael!

by SuperflyStill April 30, 2021

Mash pateese

Mashed patatoes with melted cheese. Yum yum

Jenny: do you want mash potatoes or Mac& cheese?
Sam:ummm, MASH PATEESE!

by hello_bye_556 July 31, 2016

Mashed Potato Captain

The act of putting Mashed Potatoes in a Pastry Bag and squirting them into someone’s ass… Then having Anal sex and cumming in the ass. Putting a tube in said ass and sucking the cum and potatoes out!

I was with my girl last night and she made me a Mashed Potato Captain.

by Dumpeldore July 19, 2023

mashed sammich

A mashed sammich is when you take a piece of bread and smash it in your hand to eat like a sandwich. Nothing on it, just bread.

Boy: Grandpa I'm hungry

Grandpa: *smashes a piece of bread* There ya go, mashed sammich.

by ShitDemonFromDogma June 24, 2024

love mash

To give lots of love to someone or something

She love mashed that dog, she wouldn't stop talking about how cute he was.

by Fig Jam April 04, 2023

mundster mash

When you stick caper berrys in your foreskin and pinch off the tip so you can squish them inside your foreskin. Then you insert your penis into a girls mouth and feed her the squished berrys.

Me and my old lady are gonna try mundster mashing tonight for the first time!

by Dm123456789 November 19, 2023