old manned

A bowel movement characterized by loud grunting, deep exhale noises and an awful odor. Derived from old men who have no shame in public bathrooms who just let it go no matter who is the bathroom during or after.

-- often happens to mid 20s men who had too much to drink the night before. (Similar to beer shits but worse)

Dude, I just totally old manned the toilet in the bar!

by MikkBretly March 11, 2011

Bachelor' Manners

One who is so used to living alone, that they leave the door open, while engaging in bodily functions.

I went over to John's place and he entered the bathroom to relive himself and neglected to close the door. He obviously had Bachelor' Manners.

by Buffy/Fluffy October 16, 2011

Spartan Manuever

When one healthcare professional forces another healthcare professional to submit to their desires by laying on of hands to erected areas

Dr Gilbert preformed the spartan manuever on Dr Ham and it resolved her discomfort

by Fatandhappy June 10, 2015

Cubeside Manner

An employees (Someone who works in a cubical) approach or attitude toward others in the work place.

E.g. A high end developers ego is often inflated and lacks normal communication skills with others. This persons "cubeside manner" would be seen as poor due to the lack of empathy towards and ability to articulate a thought without seeming they are high and mighty.

by Upper Management's View October 9, 2015

poon manure

The pile of feminine hygiene products found in the bathroom trashcan, usually from a group of female coworkers or classmates synchronizing menstruation.

Careful not to tear that bag when you change it. The girls in accounting have been spending too much time together and left us a lot of poon manure.

by JanitorFromShlubs January 23, 2016

anal mannequin

A life size doll made specifically for anal pleasure

Yo dog i just bought an anal mannequin 2000

by Gigady Foo mcskeeter September 22, 2016

Rein Manuever

The Rein Manuever is when engaging in sexual activities with a person who has long hair and you grab their hair firmly and wrap the hair around your wrists to increase control and grip while smashing from behind them.

Last night while I was smashing with Alexis I almost fell off the bed good thing I performed the Rein Manuever and pulled myself back up.

by Reiny day August 28, 2016