Mental constipation

When you have the inability to give a sh*t at a said moment
Friend 1- Dude i just broke the car window
Friend 2- i have mental constipation with your problem
by Kinkycutlhu669 July 13, 2018
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Mental midget

You see a movie about a serial killer who thinks he's ugly or disfigured, but never a movie about a guy who's not short, but is convinced he's a midget. A guy with a napoleon complex that shouldn't be there.
The yellow dragon was a mental midget who preyed on tall people even though he wasn't short. He also was convinced he was a coward.
by Solid Mantis August 06, 2019
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Mentally Annoying

A person who is a few cards short of a full deck to the point of being very annoying.
by DictatorTuna July 03, 2011
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Mental Stability

A stage of the mind that can only achieved when you are an extrovert dead or eating pineapple on pizza.
Is that how a mentally stable person thinks?

Mental stability
by Groudon uses groul July 08, 2018
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Shipping Mentality

The mindset in which a particular someone is continuesly shipped with every single person he/she speaks to. They are shipped regardless of age, sex or current relationships
Boy 1: Hey did you see Sander speaking to any name at all? I ship it so much.
Boy 2: Dude, that's just shipping mentality, get real.
by SanderVW February 06, 2017
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mental jukebox

the effect of a random song playing in your head for no reason, often followed by another song completely unrelated to the first, much like a jukebox on random
Guy 1:Why the hell was Rick Astley just playing in my head? I haven't heard any of his songs for ages! I had Slayer playing before that! Wtf!?

Guy 2: Mental jukebox mate
by TomD4Eva March 05, 2012
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mentally incontinent

A person who always says out loud any thought that comes into his/her head, usually with hilarious or mortifying results.
Friend: "We were talking about Donna's new husband Dave, and Anita blurted out that she used to sleep with him!"

Me: "Oh my god! That girl is mentally incontinent!"
by Hexfet November 23, 2009
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