similar to bde, or big dick energy. a scale of to 20 based on how close you are in body type to larry the lobster, extra points if you live by the sea.
daniel: damn rate my lobster energy
katherine: send a pic
daniel: *sends pic*
katherine: damn you're an absolute 20
katherine: send a pic
daniel: *sends pic*
katherine: damn you're an absolute 20
by CatPersun December 22, 2020
Get the lobster energymug. 
The act of pleasuring oneself using the palm of their hand to enclose only the bell of the penis, resembling a cage over a lobster.
Phillip: “Hey, Dave! How did your date with Linda go last night? You get any action?”
(Not) Dave: “Nah man..” *sigh* “She had to split beefo dinn. But don’t worry ‘bout ya boi tho. Treated myself to a lobster cage!” 😎👉👉 🦞
Phillip: “Wait. Who the fuck are you?”
(Not) Dave: “Nah man..” *sigh* “She had to split beefo dinn. But don’t worry ‘bout ya boi tho. Treated myself to a lobster cage!” 😎👉👉 🦞
Phillip: “Wait. Who the fuck are you?”
by Not Dave. June 2, 2020
Get the lobster cagemug. A funny insult created from the Scottish word “jobbie”, meaning poop. Used to call someone annoying, irritating or a bummer.
by Sus! July 9, 2021
Get the Jobster Lobstermug. Example 1:
Girl 1: "Do you like pasta and lobster?"
GIrl 2: "Sure! I like 'em a little country too."
Example 2:
Girl 1: "I'm in my pasta and lobster era"
Girl 2: "I might enter mine too. I want a soft life, I'm tired of struggle love"
Girl 1: "Do you like pasta and lobster?"
GIrl 2: "Sure! I like 'em a little country too."
Example 2:
Girl 1: "I'm in my pasta and lobster era"
Girl 2: "I might enter mine too. I want a soft life, I'm tired of struggle love"
by hughhefnerapologist May 15, 2024
Get the Pasta and Lobstermug. 1. One who is not a crab
2. A person who encourages another to obtain success rather than pull them down as a rejection of their own mediocrity
Antonyms: Crab, Hater, Doubter
2. A person who encourages another to obtain success rather than pull them down as a rejection of their own mediocrity
Antonyms: Crab, Hater, Doubter
Friend 1: This guy I know just started hitting the gym, I know he's gonna quit after a week
Friend 2: Don't be a such a crab- be a Lobster
Friend 2: Don't be a such a crab- be a Lobster
by CrabsInABucketHat March 31, 2021
Get the Lobstermug. "Lobster tail and beer" sounds like just two items instead of three, until you realize that there are no hyphens or commas in the phrase... THEN it suddenly makes sense! :P
by QuacksO August 16, 2019
Get the lobster tail and beermug.