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LSD - A person who drops acid by licking a tab of window pane acid. Then this person gets weird and other people think it is okay to call this person a retard.
Guy One: Here dude lick this.
Guy Two: What is it?
Guy One: A lollipop.
Guy Two: It doesn't look like a lollipop.
Guy One: Well it will after you lick it.
Guy Two: (Guy Two licks the tab, and then questions Guy One.)
Guy Two: How do you figure that?
Guy One: The eyes are the windows to the soul, and you will see things differently after you lick it. Let me clue you in. That tab is window pane, but you don't have to take it if you don't want to.
Guy Two: What is window pane?
Guy One: Window pane acid.
Guy Two: wtf man this is LSD? I already licked it.
Guy One: I guess that makes you a Window Licker.
Guy Two: What is it?
Guy One: A lollipop.
Guy Two: It doesn't look like a lollipop.
Guy One: Well it will after you lick it.
Guy Two: (Guy Two licks the tab, and then questions Guy One.)
Guy Two: How do you figure that?
Guy One: The eyes are the windows to the soul, and you will see things differently after you lick it. Let me clue you in. That tab is window pane, but you don't have to take it if you don't want to.
Guy Two: What is window pane?
Guy One: Window pane acid.
Guy Two: wtf man this is LSD? I already licked it.
Guy One: I guess that makes you a Window Licker.
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Get the boot licker mug.Someone who enjoys licking the anus of another person. The word sphincter comes from the circular muscle found at the end of your rectum, therefore when one places their tounge on this muscle, they become a Sphincter Licker.
by Casey_Australia October 13, 2008
Get the Sphincter Licker mug.lizard licker was coined by jim Morrison in 1971, by jim Morrison "the lizard king"! probably the greatest sexual gift a brilliant musician could give to the world. here's how ya do it. find a groupie or really awesome woman and a bandmate or a best friend and get naked... this is important! now go down on the woman together! if she closes her eyes it'll feel like a lizard is licking her and two tongues is always better than one!
neil: hey paul, you want to come over and give this girl the lizard licker?
paul: what's the lizard licker?
neil: got this wild child pretty sure she traveled through a portal at Woodstock and she told me about it.
paul: still don't know what it is?
neil: we both go down on her at the same time and it feels like she's fucking a lizard!
paul: okay but why would she want that?
neil: she said some guy named jim Morrison did it to her and then she ended up here! it's the last thing she remembers. maybe its the secret to time travel?
paul: maybe you both did too much acid!!!!
neil: well here comes the acid!
paul: what's the lizard licker?
neil: got this wild child pretty sure she traveled through a portal at Woodstock and she told me about it.
paul: still don't know what it is?
neil: we both go down on her at the same time and it feels like she's fucking a lizard!
paul: okay but why would she want that?
neil: she said some guy named jim Morrison did it to her and then she ended up here! it's the last thing she remembers. maybe its the secret to time travel?
paul: maybe you both did too much acid!!!!
neil: well here comes the acid!
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