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I may be two-tenths of a split-second late

A playfully-overprecise remark that you tell someone to let him know that you may be briefly delayed in meeting up with him, and so he should simply wait for you if you don't arrive at precisely the moment when you said you would.
Cool dude, texting to his buddy on his smart-phone as he's hurriedly scuttling along the downtown sidewalk: "I've had a last-minute errand that I gotta run real quick, so I may be two-tenths of a split-second late --- no worries, though, Bro --- I'll still shoot some hoops wif youse, just as I promised."
by QuacksO October 2, 2018
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late new years revolution

Making up a new years revolution exactly two months and six days after new years.
by seren3d_. March 8, 2025
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Late Train

'Late Train' is a game. 6 men must get in a circle and have a carpet in the middle. They all undress, and they start to masturbate. The one who cums last takes 1st place. The other 5 must drink their own cum. Whoever drinks it the fastest wins, and the bottom three have to have a gangbang together. The other two winners get a 30 min. gangbang with a willing girl and 1st prize is a girl for 5 hours. All for yourself.
'Dude, I played Late Train last night!'
'How did it go?'
'Well, I have to say that getting a dick in my mouth and my ass at the same time is not ideal...'
by Faggot Mouse September 10, 2018
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Late bloomer

Someone who is not in the in crowd.
I was always the 4'11 kid in my school, I even made a few appearances on the TV show Are you taller than a 5th grader my senior year of high school, just before graduation. After losing to about half the 5th graders that showed up and getting called the midget, I decided I would get even by outsmarting all these other kids. I felt so small at that point in my life. I made a lot of bad things happen to people at school that pissed me off back then, but I straightened out when I turned 18, and I started to straighten other people out who were imperfect sinners like me too. I broke a few noses, dodged a few bullets, turned a few tables, and did shit like that after turning 18 that I never got to do in my deprived childhood. By the age of 25 I had reached my true stature (one that would not get me laughed at) of almost 6 foot, but I realized nobody wanted to fuck me because they thought I was a loser. I always had a lot of catching up to do in life for being the late bloomer that I am. Females never took me seriously because I thought I looked like Kevin Costner though in reality they would make rivet sounds when I was in the same room with them, and they thought I was ugly and stupid and made them sick.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020
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Late night Larry

A log of epic proportions, usually a stump, that'll burn all night long. Often thrown on a fire when one begins to see double, in order to reach maximum inebriation.
It is 2am and we are wasted. Throw on that late night Larry!
by The_Red_Panda October 26, 2018
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Slide On a Late Night

To come over someone’s house late at night for sex
by Gotnotimeforhaters January 8, 2022
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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 24, 2025
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