Lane is the best person ever. He’s super attractive. He’s not a people person so it means a lot when he’s your friend. Lane has an awesome sense of humor. He’s the man. He’s a great listener and he’s respectful. He’ll hype you up when you’re gaming.
by _Unimportant_ November 24, 2021
Get the Lane D’Arcymug. Lane p is the best lane of them all and is handsome and should date a girl with the first letters in her name starting with W. A.
Lane sexy
by Gtaer June 14, 2018
Get the Lanemug. by Sahhh Dude June 8, 2018
Get the Lanemug. Kind, Loving, Sexy, and Smart. Are only a few descriptors of the Wonderful, Sent from Heaven, and Perfectly Complex Kristian.
It is impossible to not like Kristian.
All women love Kristian.
Kristian loves all women. However, does not have a strong thirst and lust like those with the name Andreano.
On cold days Kristian's penis length ranges from 9-12 inches.
On warm days Kristian's penis can grow to almost a football pitch.
Kristian's awesomeness cannot be compared to any worldly thing.
He is the coolest and most popular of his friends.
It is impossible to not like Kristian.
All women love Kristian.
Kristian loves all women. However, does not have a strong thirst and lust like those with the name Andreano.
On cold days Kristian's penis length ranges from 9-12 inches.
On warm days Kristian's penis can grow to almost a football pitch.
Kristian's awesomeness cannot be compared to any worldly thing.
He is the coolest and most popular of his friends.
Any Girl: Wow, I can see his massive dick bulging out his pants.
Any Guy: I wish I could be that cool.
Playboy Models: I wish someone like Kristian Lane was in the business.
Any Guy: I wish I could be that cool.
Playboy Models: I wish someone like Kristian Lane was in the business.
by KoolGuyKeml56746 June 5, 2018
Get the Kristian Lanemug. 
by 459395 June 29, 2023
Get the Lovers lanemug. Something people in Orange County and other parts of Southern California always seem to stay in, and expect everyone else to stay in theirs all the time.
That guy just crossed the white line and came right over into the same lane as you, since neither of you own it. If you want to tell him to fuck off like people once did, when are you going to start doing it without reaching in your glovebox or calling 5 or 6 guys from Compton or Inglewood to try and make him get back in his lane for you? That is society getting softer and softer on an indivual, personal basis, where it all starts before becoming a society wide problem.
by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021
Get the Lanemug.