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SSW (Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight)

Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight. A collective and derogatory term for males (not men) who believe in "patriarchy" have T-shirts that say "This is what a feminist looks like", are the emotional tampon and ultimate friend-zone bench-warmer for any girl who rates over a 5 in attractiveness. These males will always come to the rescue of a physically attractive female regardless of how bad her behaviour is toward other people or him. The SSW thinks he can attract women by being "vulnerable, emotional, and kind". The SSW is the complete opposite of an Alpha male and is secretly detested by every woman.
SSW (Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight)

Damn dude, this forum is filled with SSW's who think they can get laid by defending every chick who is cheating on her boyfriend. Fucking pathetic.
by VomitComit May 20, 2020
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the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-ptang. zoo

These individuals formerly said, "Nee".
"We are the Knights who say ,Nee."-The Knights Who Formerly Said Nee. AKA the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-ptang. zoo
"You must bring us, a shrubbery, Nee Nee Nee".
Nee- Definition
Presumably, Nee is a sort of right of passage for all those who wish to become a Knight who says Nee.
by Indrick Boreale May 18, 2018
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We are no longer the Knights Who Say Ni. We are now the Knights Who Say Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.
by KairiMoonlight May 2, 2009
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White Knight

White Knights are the strong good guys with stronger protective instincts. White Knights try and do the right thing. They are the guys at parties who try and prevent girls from getting roofied and raped. When a White Knight does do bad things they feel bad later and often will try to make things right. White Knights are often hated for their protective instinct by predators. Predators will say that White Knight's protective instinct is just a strategy to get laid but really it's the White Knights natural instinct.
The White Knight saved a drunk girl from a rapist. The White Knight stopped a kid from being human trafficked. The rapist hated the White Knight and slandered him.
by WanderingLearner May 22, 2024
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Knight Watcher

Knight Watcher is a 13 year old YouTuber on the way to 300 subscribers. His content specializes in many Xbox games!
Yo, did you see Knight Watcher's video
Yea man, it was fire
by Knight Watcher July 5, 2017
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Jadeen Red Knight

stop being such a jadeen red knight abraham lincon
by ToffeeIg April 7, 2023
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Harrison knight

Someone who's feet smels and is ugly because they are a twin
by snaplol March 21, 2023
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