junk jungle

The pubic hair on and around the genitals, specifically the penis.
You can identify a junk jungle by its thick density.
Junk jungles are generally found on men with poor hygiene standards who refuse to keep themselves clean.
Guy 1 : " I gotta shave this junk jungle soon, it's really itchy!".
by KarlFarts May 20, 2020
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Junk Space

The amount of room for male genitalia in a given pair of underwear.
Dude why is your hand in your pants?
I'm fixing my dick.
Whats wrong with it?
Its all stuck together because these briefs have no junk space bro.
by KAEDENBENNETT September 17, 2012
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cook his junk

girl 1: is this guy cute? girl 2: EW COOK HIS JUNK ASAP.
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Junk Food Storytelling

When you rehash an old story, again and again, but nothing is added to the story. It is just another reHASH of the characters doing the same thing, over and over again. It adds nothing, but might be brighter and more full of fluff than anything with any semblance of character development. How many times do we have to see The Phoenix Saga done?
Watching X-Men:Apocalypse makes me sad, the level of Junk Food Storytelling is pathetic, and just to give the actor a softball role to play.
by WarbearPrime June 19, 2024
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Junk Shoveling

the act of putting a shovel in your partners anaus and they proceed to dig up the remains of a dead relative whilst you fuck a wild hog until it dies. Then you both fuck the dead person until the shovel pops out of her/his ass.
Me and my girlfriend where just Junk Shoveling last week.
by Shovel_Shitter May 16, 2022
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junk pocket

A place to store items, by your junk. Works extremely well.
Dude 1: hey can I borrow a pencil?

Dude 2: Sure.

Dude 1: Where did you put that?

Dude 2: In my junk pocket.

Dude 1: Nice.
by MyChemIsAwesome January 17, 2017
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Shake Junk

When you thrust your hips forward and start shaking your stuff around like your life depends on it.
"Joe's wang was still sore from last night's rave, he had done the Shake Junk all night long, he may be hurting, but it was so totally worth it."
by JoeeoJ123321 May 16, 2016
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