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The Juan Z

The Juan Z is the action of combing/pushing your hair with your hands in order to avoid an awkward moment with someone, most often times a woman
Paul: yo did you see Juan ? Instead of smacking that stripper's ass dry humping him he just pushed his hair back with his hands.
Murray: I did bro, Paul did that to avoid being a douche and getting tossed out of the club man.
Paul: Yea it was steroid bro I and to do The Juan Z to avoid getting tossed out.
by Juan the Builder November 8, 2013
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juan paco

the alteratioin of a woman's voice so that it is artificially deep, in an effort to emulate the voice of a man. Particularly effective when trying to digust or otherwise irritate your friends.
i just told my roommate an entire story in juan paco voice and i keep being obscene and she's like "IM GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES"
by manifest December 9, 2008
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Juan

Juan: hey son!
Me: hey dad
by TheKorokArmies July 18, 2024
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Juan Francisco Suárez Gallardo

Juan Francisco Suárez Gallardo is the son of an imfamous Colombian government and organisation agent. Juan was born in Medellín,Colombia, on 23 september 2005 and is currently studying in England. Because of his father’s work he is a very powerful and rich person not one to mess with. Juan is very good with the ladies and is a very seductive young man. He is said to be one of South America’s best rugby players for his age and has represented the Colombian football national selection in the years 2018 and 2019. Juan is also well known in Latin America due to his Surfing competition successes in Chile, Brazil and Spain.
Wow that’s Juan Francisco Suárez Gallardo
by WIKEPEDIA 2000s June 15, 2019
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Juan

Juan is one of the best people you could meet. His personality is one of a kind. He's one of the funniest people. He can be sarcastic and stubborn at times. He's smart and understanding. He's there for you. He knows how to treat a girl and make her feel special. He's a jealous guy when in a relationship only because he's afraid to lose you. He's romantic and will go through so much just to stay by your side.He'll spoil you in anyway that he could to someone that means so much to him.He's a guy with real feelings and will know how to make you smile even on your worst days. He'll make you feel worth more then what you think. You'll never wanna leave his side. But if he see's that he doesn't receive the same energy he gives, he will slowly start fading away from you even if he doesn't want to, Other than that juan is perfect
"Juan is so sweet and nice"
"Juan you didn't have to :("
by Karenisco January 28, 2020
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juan cornajo

very mean math teacher, used to work as a construction worker and failed school, he yells at you when you don't do your work and puts you on the phone
Person 1: Dude what happened in juan cornajo's class?
Person 2: Bro I forgot to do the homework and he put me on the phone.
by meme big boi January 9, 2020
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Juan Deago

The physical humanoid manifestation of a Juan Deag.
Player 1: "I just got headshot across the whole map!"
Juan Deago: "Hasta luego, Shitty!"
by KXN September 14, 2023
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