jeff

A man that pretends his name is John. He never cleans the kitchen, and loses his keys. He is scared of the dark.

Oh - this is John! His name is Jeff!

by Paul Kellerman July 17, 2022

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Jeff Bezoed

When your cat gets scared and jumps so high in the air he could have spent 3 minutes in space.

I had a bad leg cramp which caused me to move my leg as my cat walked by and he Jeff Bezoed.

by 1998F150 September 16, 2021

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Little Jeff

Basically a much worse way to call someone a Midget, UmpaLumpa, Troll, Shrimp, Hobbit, Dwarf, KeeblerElf Any individual that is height impaired

He's just angry cause he has to spend his life being a Little Jeff!

by ⚖️🕵🏻‍♂️NRP🔒👮🏼‍♂️ January 3, 2023

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jeff

a word to call ur bestie. full form jefferson

u are my jeff

by anonymous April 13, 2024

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Look!! What is that!! It's a bird! Its a plane! no! it's Jeff in his audi! yes that's right. An audi driving, diabetic, weight lifting force of nature. Unstoppable in any way imaginable physically, mentally, verbaly. He can do it all. ladies look no further then the Jeff Bassett.

"You know what I feel like today John"?
"what's that pat"?
"I feel like a Jeff Bassett"
"oh damn"

by dudehellllo April 11, 2019

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