jason voorhees

jason is a lonely sap that cant make friends cause of his deformed face

jason voorhees is very lonley

by lonelynicholas May 8, 2019

Jason Cruz

proper noun: The lead singer and lyricist for SoCal punk/metal band Strung Out. Cruz is also a talented visual artist in his own right.

"If you love Jason Cruz so much, why don't you just marry him?"
"I just may!"

by teh editrix June 11, 2006

Jason Moore

A beverage which consists of 1/2 lemonade and 1/2 Sprite.

The taste is described as similar to a "half-carbonated lemonade."

*Snaps fingers*

Pardon me, Waiter, but could you please bring me a Jason Moore. Thanks.

by JasonMooreNo1Fan September 21, 2016

Jason Trout

Nice blue eyes, good body ;) over achiever, smartest kid you'll ever meet, means well, kind hearted, a big sweet heart, blonde! :p loves diving and doing flippies! and a sexy mother fucker ;)

I seen him, and all I could say was "damn! He's a Jason Trout!"

by Kayla Gacht December 8, 2010

Jason Pike

Noun: A person who avoids work or effort

Man you are such a Jason Pike

by Bob Flanagan September 29, 2013

jason alexander

A childhood friend of Britney Spears who married her for a day after a A LOT of drinking.

Often mistaken for the Seinfeld guy.

Did you hear that Britney married the fat dude from Seinfeld?

NO WAY!

by FreePablo January 6, 2004

Jason Hodges

Baddest mother fucker to ever be born in January

Jason Hodges is the baddest mother fucker to come through these doors

by Baddest MF February 4, 2022