January 7th

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEXIEST MAN JACOB KIRK!!1!

"Its January 7th dont forget to wish Shadow a happy birthday"

by .manilovefroges December 05, 2021

January 13th

January 13th is the day intelligent and crazy people are born and is national cry yourself to bed day!

Its January 13th her Birthday WOW she must be the smartest in the whole school!

Wow its national cry yourself to sleep day welp time to cry!!!

by Haily Bisexual January 04, 2021

January 16

Național revele youre crush day

You need to say who your crush is.

Hey! Who is your crush? You have to tell me because it's January 16.

Hey! I've been really attracted to....... .

Wow that's me. Wana be together?

Omg yea!

by The_boy_69 January 16, 2021

January 26th

Let ur bf grab u by your neck and kiss u 2 times

January 26th let ur bf kiss u

by XOXOQUOTE January 24, 2022

January 16th

National take your friends to the beach day.

Man, it's January 16th, wanna take us to the beach?

by lasvegas123 January 15, 2021

January 8th

january 8th, the day when an OG is born , a GOD , a GODDESS , a nigga snatcher , a take your girl.

person: omg were u on January 8th?

person born on that day: yes..? why?

person 1: *bows down*

by mya. November 16, 2022

January 31

The day women with the coziest pussy are born.

Devin: "what's your birthday?"

Emily: "January 31."

Devin: "That explains why it's so hard to pull out!"

by DeeFreshly March 06, 2022